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I am the Jammie King!




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I am going to bed now...


...as it is bedtime.


I thank you.   



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If you hadn't told me it was bedtime, I'd have been up all night wondering why you were going to bed thanks.


 


I think I'm going to go to bed too cos... its...urm... bed time 23:00 GMT



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Sleep well then. Until the morrow.

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Yep, another day another doller


 


lets sing a lullaby to help DD sleep


 


Rock a bye baby in the tree top....



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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For those Dodgers that are following this thread avidly, I can confirm that I got up at about 6-ish having had a very refreshing sleep.


By the way, Mitch.  I get paid in sterling.  £1.27 pa.



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I wasn't far behind at 6:20.


 


How do you survive on £1.27 pa



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I think I watch too many american films

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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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another day another pound just doesn't have the same ring does it!

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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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Turnips are very cheap in Bristol. They are our our chief export, staple foodstuff and most common building material.


How about another day, another 0.35p?



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Are you sure you dont' mean ph (per hour) not pa (per annum)


 


Turnips... Eeewwwww



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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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Nope.  £1.27 per annum.  10.5p per month.  2.65p per week...


Of course, the turnip exchange rate being what it is, I can actually turn quite a tidy profit, raising that figure to around 2 cows and a goat per year.  Using my considerable business acumen, I can frequently barter that livestock for, say 200 tonnes of plankton or 3 fields in Somerset and so on and eventually obtain a very reasonable income.


Plus, it helps being in the Bank's fraud department he he he...



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Nice to see your still in touch with the cave man days using cattle as currency

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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?


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I am in touch with my neanderthal roots.  In fact I'll be visiting my cave-mum and cave-dad in a couple of week in their holiday cave in Dartmouth.


Nice.



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this is no way to speak about the inlaws darren - dont you know vic reads this forum too !!

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You'll be interested to know that he is referring to his own parents!

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Nah.  The In-Laws are definitely Iron Age dudes!

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