The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Nope. £1.27 per annum. 10.5p per month. 2.65p per week...
Of course, the turnip exchange rate being what it is, I can actually turn quite a tidy profit, raising that figure to around 2 cows and a goat per year. Using my considerable business acumen, I can frequently barter that livestock for, say 200 tonnes of plankton or 3 fields in Somerset and so on and eventually obtain a very reasonable income.
Plus, it helps being in the Bank's fraud department he he he...