The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Maybe we could all go out and buy a plain white t-shirt and sellotape real jammie dodgers to it Then, not only would we have oodles of Jammie Kudos on the street, we'd also have something to eat in times of famine or disaster.
jds on shirts? good in theory, but think of the dangers of all the low flying pigeons and high-jumping doggies - there is nothing that or noone who can resist the jd (except vic of course)