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NateO · NateO

Damn, my 275 mb DB sitting on the world's slowest network drive does not query quickly at all.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Hello!

sha76jam · sha76jam

Thought I'd share. My mother broke my old one (well, she says she didn't but she used it, it worked, she was the next to use it, it didn't). My new kettle is silver & shiny & boils really fast. It strikes me I have a lot of shiny things.

Susan · Susan

I've just been shopping at TESCO (nothing wrong in a harmless bit of advertising - it's not Big Brother you know) and I've bought you all a pressie to share - A packet of mini jaffa cakes. There's plenty to go around, so no need to push. If there's any left (!) I'll have to bring them into work o...

ddvmor · ddvmor

It's uncanny. It really is.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Ahh. It's football season again! Check out this site!

ddvmor · ddvmor

So, Joe. Tell us about Canoe Polo...

sha76jam · sha76jam

I have my mother staying for the weekend, am a prisoner in my own home! Shall try & escape back here later & do some catching up!

NateO · NateO

One morning a husband awoke and decided he wanted to go duck hunting. He woke his wife and told her, "You have three choices, either go duck hunting with me, let me **** you in the ass, or give me a blow job. I have to run out get the dog, and load the truck. You'd better decide by the time I get back." He ret...

sha76jam · sha76jam

Caught up with the 4 pages of posts I'd not read, can go to sleep now!

Susan · Susan

You surpass yourself.

NateO · NateO

I have managed to hack into my mail database despite Microsoft and I received the following from me ole Pappy: Did you hear the one about the guy that went to turn the light on in the dark garage and there was a scorpion on the light switch? Scorpion Stan! Hope the poor old bugger didn't get zapp...

ddvmor · ddvmor

(he he he)

ddvmor · ddvmor

Ok. To quell the argument over what is and is not funny, please read the following CNN article: The world's funniest joke. You will note that towards the end, it indicates that jokes involving animals are considered particularly funny. Badgers are animals. Therefore they ar...

VicM · VicM

I'm all alone - not even any guests to give the

to.

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

hey guys i dont know if y'all have talked about the ridiculous marketing ploy of frankee and eamon and their number one chart single fighty fights anyway - has anyone see colin and edith's offering? (bbc radio one djs) it's freaking hilarious dude http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/c...

VicM · VicM

Verdi's Requiem on Classic FM - it's the Dies Irae right now - can't wait for the Liberame - I guess it should hit at about 11:45 pm - it's fab - has louds & softs and the ending is just the loudest thing in the entire world. The first time we played it we all just giggled for ages - we rehearse in a r...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Dear All I am now going to be out of the office on annual leave and having fun for a whole week - Please do not upset yourselves - for I will try and log in occasionally when I am off to keep a gentle eye on you all - Remember I see you all as my children - and I WILL RETURN! - all I ask is that you believe in me.....

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Slow (Preview) Damn, my 275 mb DB sitting on the world's slowest network drive does not query quickly at all.	NateO	6	503	Jun 15, 2004 by NateO
	Angeldust (Preview) Hello!	ddvmor	6	648	Jun 15, 2004 by NateO
	I have a new kettle (Preview) Thought I'd share. My mother broke my old one (well, she says she didn't but she used it, it worked, she was the next to use it, it didn't). My new kettle is silver & shiny & boils really fast. It strikes me I have a lot of shiny things.	sha76jam	16	569	Jun 15, 2004 by ddvmor
	Yippee! It's pressie time (Preview) I've just been shopping at TESCO (nothing wrong in a harmless bit of advertising - it's not Big Brother you know) and I've bought you all a pressie to share - A packet of mini jaffa cakes. There's plenty to go around, so no need to push. If there's any left (!) I'll have to bring them into work o...	Susan	0	524	Jun 15, 2004 by Susan
	Doner Kebab Flavoured Wheat Crunchies (Preview) It's uncanny. It really is.	ddvmor	6	857	Jun 14, 2004 by Susan
	Football ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Ahh. It's football season again! Check out this site!	ddvmor	41	1517	Jun 14, 2004 by Susan
	Canoe Polo (Preview) So, Joe. Tell us about Canoe Polo...	ddvmor	6	549	Jun 14, 2004 by ddvmor
	Aaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! Help! (Preview) I have my mother staying for the weekend, am a prisoner in my own home! Shall try & escape back here later & do some catching up!	sha76jam	13	556	Jun 13, 2004 by sha76jam
	Crap Joke II (Preview) One morning a husband awoke and decided he wanted to go duck hunting. He woke his wife and told her, "You have three choices, either go duck hunting with me, let me **** you in the ass, or give me a blow job. I have to run out get the dog, and load the truck. You'd better decide by the time I get back." He ret...	NateO	21	619	Jun 13, 2004 by VicM
	WooHoo! (Preview) Caught up with the 4 pages of posts I'd not read, can go to sleep now!	sha76jam	3	509	Jun 13, 2004 by Susan
	Oh Darren (Preview) You surpass yourself.	Susan	9	559	Jun 13, 2004 by ddvmor
	My Pappy (Preview) I have managed to hack into my mail database despite Microsoft and I received the following from me ole Pappy: Did you hear the one about the guy that went to turn the light on in the dark garage and there was a scorpion on the light switch? Scorpion Stan! Hope the poor old bugger didn't get zapp...	NateO	14	584	Jun 13, 2004 by NateO
	Oi, Guest!!! (Preview) (he he he)	ddvmor	4	582	Jun 13, 2004 by NateO
	The World's Funniest Joke (Preview) Ok. To quell the argument over what is and is not funny, please read the following CNN article: The world's funniest joke. You will note that towards the end, it indicates that jokes involving animals are considered particularly funny. Badgers are animals. Therefore they ar...	ddvmor	17	793	Jun 12, 2004 by ddvmor
	Alone (Preview) I'm all alone - not even any guests to give the to.	VicM	7	546	Jun 12, 2004 by Susan
	colin and edith (Preview) hey guys i dont know if y'all have talked about the ridiculous marketing ploy of frankee and eamon and their number one chart single fighty fights anyway - has anyone see colin and edith's offering? (bbc radio one djs) it's freaking hilarious dude http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/djs/c...	bonniepirateanne	2	598	Jun 12, 2004 by Susan
	WOW (Preview) Verdi's Requiem on Classic FM - it's the Dies Irae right now - can't wait for the Liberame - I guess it should hit at about 11:45 pm - it's fab - has louds & softs and the ending is just the loudest thing in the entire world. The first time we played it we all just giggled for ages - we rehearse in a r...	VicM	21	627	Jun 12, 2004 by Susan
	A solemn announcement (Preview) Dear All I am now going to be out of the office on annual leave and having fun for a whole week - Please do not upset yourselves - for I will try and log in occasionally when I am off to keep a gentle eye on you all - Remember I see you all as my children - and I WILL RETURN! - all I ask is that you believe in me.....	JonnyStead	4	555	Jun 12, 2004 by VicM
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