The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Nothing. I just think it's uncanny that they taste almost exactly like the real thing (minus the chilli sauce and other condiments/garnishes). Even down to the repeating factor!
I'm not so good with all this cut & pasting mularkey. I need some tuition from the King to get rid of me boxes: You have a subject in need of your assistance. As for it looking sex-starved...