The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh Darren. Life seems so unfair sometimes doesn't it? You poor thing. You go through life hoping that the right things will happen - it's so tantalising how close you can get sometimes. Then it only takes a little mistake and you're back where you started or sometimes even worse... To let in two goals to France in injury time
I feel for you Darren, I really do. You must feel awful. However can we make you feel better?