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Am I missing something?
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I have the last post in the 'Oooh very funny' thread, but it shows DDVMOR. I responded to a post made by DDVMOR in the 'We miss Vicster!' thread, and my response showed up ahead of the post I was responding to.
Has someone slipped some LSD into my coffee?   
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NODNOL
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I have to go to London tomorrow for work. There's been a train crash at Reading (my train has to go through Reading). Looks like it'll be a long and not too pleasant journey. I just hope it's cleared by the time I'm coming home on Wednesday.
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Annoyance
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Vic sent me the following this morning:
General Ways To Annoy People.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". Announce when you're going to the bathroom. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a s...
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Bohemian Rhapsody (Object Oriented!!)
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Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a LAN-slide No ESC to reality. open(2) your files, Look after your while()s in C; Its just a cheap toy, but dearer than Symphony(tm) With it's wheezy cough, noisy beep Address clash, little sleep Anything but Windows(tm), Nothing beats class lib...
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and i paid for this too!
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Haven't been around much lately because I've been working 2 jobs and I started full time school (sleep? what's that?). So tonight I sat down to do homework for my IT class, read a bunch of boring chapters, and came to the discussion questions at the end. I felt the need to share this one with you.
Questi...
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Andromeda
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Friends of men
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Friends of women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night.
So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she had to stay at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirmed that
Friends of men:
A husband was not at home for...
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Chaga
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MS Office Assistants
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-- Edited by NateO at 21:38, 2004-11-10 -- Edited by NateO at 21:51, 2004-11-10
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MONDAY
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Grrrrrrr...
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ddvmor
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Grand Theft Auto
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Woohoo! I just found an option on the new Grand Theft Auto game that allows multiplayer fun! Cool! 
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ddvmor
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I feel duty bound to tell you this
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My new boots are terrific!
I knew you'd be pleased. 
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Susan
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The Official Vigil...
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ddvmor
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Voyeur!!
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Here's a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland.
Now that you have seen the outside view of the Toilet, Just spend some more time scrolling down to see how it looks from inside..!!
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Chaga
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Patented Method of Exercising a Cat
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http://www.delphion.com/details?pn=US05443036__
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ddvmor
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Yves...
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...I've seen you lurking around the Bored Board. You're gonna have to post soon, you know. It's for your own good. Once the others notice, there'll be bribes, threats, blackmail and offers of free toasters! Then you'll be sorry. 
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ddvmor
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Friday
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You l...
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ddvmor
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Family Tree
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Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life. My daughter was my mother, F...
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An Ethical Dilemma
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I've just posted this over at UA, but I'm sure that I'll get a much more lively response over here:
I've just had a minor ethical debate over an incident that happened yesteday and I wonder what you guys think about it.
Yesterday, the choccy vending machine gave me 2 chunky Kit Kats instead of one....
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Joe?
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Vigil time? 
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