The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "Hmmm - I think we all need to know exactly how death by pastry works!! D wants to know why death by pasty pie isn't on there."
I suspect it works pretty slowly...
I suspect the last one was created by an American, otherwise I'm certain Pastie Pie would be included! Beware the Pasties!!!.