The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...I've seen you lurking around the Bored Board. You're gonna have to post soon, you know. It's for your own good. Once the others notice, there'll be bribes, threats, blackmail and offers of free toasters! Then you'll be sorry.
Thanks, Nate. Didn't know you could see into my bathroom, but... er... oh... you meant my Bored Board Lurker flushing ability! Ahhhh. Yes. Cheers.
Yves - I'm afraid you'll have to wit for Katie to return from the States for your free toaster* as she's in charge of the...er... free toaster department.
*There is no free toaster. Any quotation provided that include a free toaster should be disregarded unless it is a Tuesday and there is a 'K' in the month. Which it's not. And there isn't. Any toasters you may receive will be very very expensive. And shiny. We like shiny things here at the JDBB. In fact we like them so much that we want to keep them. So no toasters for you! Issss ourssss. Our own. Our Preciousssss Toassssster!
Well I can wait, there's no hurry. (Might get hungry though.)
And for that "k" in the month : we have "oktober" here in Belgium. So I'll wait for the first october-tuesday 2005 and then make my claim for fame ... eh ... toaster.
Then just mail the toasts.
