The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have to go to London tomorrow for work. There's been a train crash at Reading (my train has to go through Reading). Looks like it'll be a long and not too pleasant journey. I just hope it's cleared by the time I'm coming home on Wednesday.
I made it back in the nick of time - I got the 16:30 train from Paddington - it turns out that a couple of my colleagues were in London yesterday too - they missed that one and got the 17:30 train - there was a signal failure and they were stuck on it for 5 hours - they eventually got home at 23:30 (see how clever I am using 24 hour clock an' all!!). Good thing I didn't miss the 16:30 train!