JDBB

ddvmor · ddvmor

So, it's ten minutes 'til going-home time and what happens. A database in Brimingham breaks down and I appear to be the only person in an organisation that employs over 70000 people that can fix it. Guess I'll be staying late then. Poor me.

ddvmor · ddvmor

So Vic put up the christmas tree the other day. Here it is:

ddvmor · ddvmor

On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me: Twelve bags of catnip! Eleven tarter Pounce treats, Ten ornaments hanging, Nine wads of Kleenex, Eight peacock feathers, Seven stolen Q-tips, Six feathered balls, Five MILK JUG RINGS! Four munchy house plants, Three runni...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Does anyone know what happened to the lovely red on my Bored Board? It's all gone grey. Or possibly blue. Very odd.

Andromeda · Andromeda

A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Cunning, my plan is. Exceedingly so. I have decided that I am prepared to accept the current trend of celebrating of Christmas for up to six weeks before the main event itself. During this period, I will engage, without complaint or humbugocity, in the general christmas merri...

ddvmor · ddvmor

She is. Well, nearly.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Sorry. I have a boring work related question here. I've been asked to look into building a secure access database for recording staff holidays on and, as I'm a lazy bugger was wondering if anyone else had already built one that I could steal and pretend was my own, or perhaps point me to an e...

Susan · Susan

In the tall building. At the window on the right. I am waving.

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

is it just me.. or can liza minelli (or whatever way you spell that) really not sing?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Anyone know?

Susan · Susan

A new face! Welcome.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Sorry... I had to post this - it made me laff.

We had an email from someone at church last night that went something like this: Sorry to bother you all, but apparently the church microwave has disappeared! If any of you could give a clue as to what's happened to it, or where it's been put...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

This is from the Marks and Spencers complaints department: ::::::::::::::: I recently purchased some water biscuits from your Glasgow store and when I got them home and tried them in the bath, they simply broke apart. Please advise, as I am very unimpressed with the level of quality...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Same rules as the word game, but in this case you have to post a website rather than a word. here goes: http://www.cheese.com/

ddvmor · ddvmor

Life is all about arse; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one .....

ddvmor · ddvmor

So Stead wants me to start anew poll for the official JDBB song. Here it is. It seemed a little pointless to re-post all of the 4 songs that had already been voted on as presumably they'd all get the same votes. So here are the top 3. -- Edited by ddvmor at 11:55, 2004-11-26 -- Edited by ddvmo...

Chaga · Chaga

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at i...

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	Ten to Four (Preview) So, it's ten minutes 'til going-home time and what happens. A database in Brimingham breaks down and I appear to be the only person in an organisation that employs over 70000 people that can fix it. Guess I'll be staying late then. Poor me.	ddvmor	10	203	Dec 21, 2004 by ddvmor
	Christmas Trees (Preview) So Vic put up the christmas tree the other day. Here it is:	ddvmor	18	236	Dec 20, 2004 by NateO
	12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition (Preview) On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me: Twelve bags of catnip! Eleven tarter Pounce treats, Ten ornaments hanging, Nine wads of Kleenex, Eight peacock feathers, Seven stolen Q-tips, Six feathered balls, Five MILK JUG RINGS! Four munchy house plants, Three runni...	ddvmor	4	175	Dec 19, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Grey? (Preview) Does anyone know what happened to the lovely red on my Bored Board? It's all gone grey. Or possibly blue. Very odd.	ddvmor	16	217	Dec 19, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	good for a giggle (Preview) A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit...	Andromeda	3	175	Dec 19, 2004 by JonnyStead
	A cunning plan. (Preview) Cunning, my plan is. Exceedingly so. I have decided that I am prepared to accept the current trend of celebrating of Christmas for up to six weeks before the main event itself. During this period, I will engage, without complaint or humbugocity, in the general christmas merri...	ddvmor	15	242	Dec 19, 2004 by JonnyStead
	The Official 'Sharon's In Estonia' Vigil (Preview) She is. Well, nearly.	ddvmor	19	227	Dec 18, 2004 by ddvmor
	Holiday Database (Preview) Sorry. I have a boring work related question here. I've been asked to look into building a secure access database for recording staff holidays on and, as I'm a lazy bugger was wondering if anyone else had already built one that I could steal and pretend was my own, or perhaps point me to an e...	ddvmor	15	228	Dec 18, 2004 by ddvmor
	Can you see me? (Preview) In the tall building. At the window on the right. I am waving.	Susan	17	223	Dec 17, 2004 by NateO
	royal variety performance (Preview) is it just me.. or can liza minelli (or whatever way you spell that) really not sing?	bonniepirateanne	4	180	Dec 16, 2004 by JonnyStead
	When does KT get back? (Preview) Anyone know?	ddvmor	17	248	Dec 16, 2004 by ddvmor
	Howdy Brian ( 1 2 ) (Preview) A new face! Welcome.	Susan	30	403	Dec 15, 2004 by NateO
	Where's my microwave? (Preview) Sorry... I had to post this - it made me laff. We had an email from someone at church last night that went something like this: Sorry to bother you all, but apparently the church microwave has disappeared! If any of you could give a clue as to what's happened to it, or where it's been put...	ddvmor	10	184	Dec 15, 2004 by ddvmor
	Magic and Sparkle (Preview) This is from the Marks and Spencers complaints department: ::::::::::::::: I recently purchased some water biscuits from your Glasgow store and when I got them home and tried them in the bath, they simply broke apart. Please advise, as I am very unimpressed with the level of quality...	bonniepirateanne	2	163	Dec 15, 2004 by ddvmor
	Lets play another game (Preview) Same rules as the word game, but in this case you have to post a website rather than a word. here goes: http://www.cheese.com/	ddvmor	14	219	Dec 15, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Elf (Preview) Life is all about arse; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one .....	ddvmor	3	171	Dec 15, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	THE JDBB SONG - FINAL VOTE ( 1 2 ) (Preview) So Stead wants me to start anew poll for the official JDBB song. Here it is. It seemed a little pointless to re-post all of the 4 songs that had already been voted on as presumably they'd all get the same votes. So here are the top 3. -- Edited by ddvmor at 11:55, 2004-11-26 -- Edited by ddvmo...	ddvmor	53	586	Dec 15, 2004 by VicM
	Brain Teasers (Preview) 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at i...	Chaga	3	172	Dec 14, 2004 by Chaga
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