JDBB

Andromeda · Andromeda

A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Cunning, my plan is. Exceedingly so. I have decided that I am prepared to accept the current trend of celebrating of Christmas for up to six weeks before the main event itself. During this period, I will engage, without complaint or humbugocity, in the general christmas merri...

ddvmor · ddvmor

She is. Well, nearly.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Sorry. I have a boring work related question here. I've been asked to look into building a secure access database for recording staff holidays on and, as I'm a lazy bugger was wondering if anyone else had already built one that I could steal and pretend was my own, or perhaps point me to an e...

Susan · Susan

In the tall building. At the window on the right. I am waving.

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

is it just me.. or can liza minelli (or whatever way you spell that) really not sing?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Anyone know?

Susan · Susan

A new face! Welcome.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Sorry... I had to post this - it made me laff.

We had an email from someone at church last night that went something like this: Sorry to bother you all, but apparently the church microwave has disappeared! If any of you could give a clue as to what's happened to it, or where it's been put...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

This is from the Marks and Spencers complaints department: ::::::::::::::: I recently purchased some water biscuits from your Glasgow store and when I got them home and tried them in the bath, they simply broke apart. Please advise, as I am very unimpressed with the level of quality...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Same rules as the word game, but in this case you have to post a website rather than a word. here goes: http://www.cheese.com/

ddvmor · ddvmor

Life is all about arse; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one .....

ddvmor · ddvmor

So Stead wants me to start anew poll for the official JDBB song. Here it is. It seemed a little pointless to re-post all of the 4 songs that had already been voted on as presumably they'd all get the same votes. So here are the top 3. -- Edited by ddvmor at 11:55, 2004-11-26 -- Edited by ddvmo...

Chaga · Chaga

1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at i...

ddvmor · ddvmor

When I checked my change, having purchased a very tasty corned beef and salad sandwich (with a touch of salt and black pepper) from the canteen, I noticed that I had been given a dime rather than a 5 pence piece. Todays exchange rate is $1.8429 to the Pound. That means that my dime is actually wor...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Wore a tux, I did. Took a photo, Vicky did. Post it tonight, I shall. Heh.

ddvmor · ddvmor

This is really cool,

ddvmor · ddvmor

Haven't had a thread entitled 'I'm Bored' for ages, so I thought I'd start one. I am bored, though. Everyone's gone home and I've got no-one to talk to. My queries are taking ages to run and I have nowt else (I can be arsed) to do this afternoon. Bleh.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	good for a giggle (Preview) A Frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit...	Andromeda	3	312	Dec 19, 2004 by JonnyStead
	A cunning plan. (Preview) Cunning, my plan is. Exceedingly so. I have decided that I am prepared to accept the current trend of celebrating of Christmas for up to six weeks before the main event itself. During this period, I will engage, without complaint or humbugocity, in the general christmas merri...	ddvmor	15	385	Dec 19, 2004 by JonnyStead
	The Official 'Sharon's In Estonia' Vigil (Preview) She is. Well, nearly.	ddvmor	19	341	Dec 18, 2004 by ddvmor
	Holiday Database (Preview) Sorry. I have a boring work related question here. I've been asked to look into building a secure access database for recording staff holidays on and, as I'm a lazy bugger was wondering if anyone else had already built one that I could steal and pretend was my own, or perhaps point me to an e...	ddvmor	15	373	Dec 18, 2004 by ddvmor
	Can you see me? (Preview) In the tall building. At the window on the right. I am waving.	Susan	17	427	Dec 17, 2004 by NateO
	royal variety performance (Preview) is it just me.. or can liza minelli (or whatever way you spell that) really not sing?	bonniepirateanne	4	293	Dec 16, 2004 by JonnyStead
	When does KT get back? (Preview) Anyone know?	ddvmor	17	349	Dec 16, 2004 by ddvmor
	Howdy Brian ( 1 2 ) (Preview) A new face! Welcome.	Susan	30	630	Dec 15, 2004 by NateO
	Where's my microwave? (Preview) Sorry... I had to post this - it made me laff. We had an email from someone at church last night that went something like this: Sorry to bother you all, but apparently the church microwave has disappeared! If any of you could give a clue as to what's happened to it, or where it's been put...	ddvmor	10	308	Dec 15, 2004 by ddvmor
	Magic and Sparkle (Preview) This is from the Marks and Spencers complaints department: ::::::::::::::: I recently purchased some water biscuits from your Glasgow store and when I got them home and tried them in the bath, they simply broke apart. Please advise, as I am very unimpressed with the level of quality...	bonniepirateanne	2	322	Dec 15, 2004 by ddvmor
	Lets play another game (Preview) Same rules as the word game, but in this case you have to post a website rather than a word. here goes: http://www.cheese.com/	ddvmor	14	329	Dec 15, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	Elf (Preview) Life is all about arse; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one .....	ddvmor	3	294	Dec 15, 2004 by bonniepirateanne
	THE JDBB SONG - FINAL VOTE ( 1 2 ) (Preview) So Stead wants me to start anew poll for the official JDBB song. Here it is. It seemed a little pointless to re-post all of the 4 songs that had already been voted on as presumably they'd all get the same votes. So here are the top 3. -- Edited by ddvmor at 11:55, 2004-11-26 -- Edited by ddvmo...	ddvmor	53	827	Dec 15, 2004 by VicM
	Brain Teasers (Preview) 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at i...	Chaga	3	318	Dec 14, 2004 by Chaga
	Dime (Preview) When I checked my change, having purchased a very tasty corned beef and salad sandwich (with a touch of salt and black pepper) from the canteen, I noticed that I had been given a dime rather than a 5 pence piece. Todays exchange rate is $1.8429 to the Pound. That means that my dime is actually wor...	ddvmor	24	401	Dec 13, 2004 by NateO
	My Christmas Do (Preview) Wore a tux, I did. Took a photo, Vicky did. Post it tonight, I shall. Heh.	ddvmor	13	329	Dec 13, 2004 by NateO
	Cool (Preview) This is really cool,	ddvmor	3	278	Dec 13, 2004 by ddvmor
	I'm Bored (Preview) Haven't had a thread entitled 'I'm Bored' for ages, so I thought I'd start one. I am bored, though. Everyone's gone home and I've got no-one to talk to. My queries are taking ages to run and I have nowt else (I can be arsed) to do this afternoon. Bleh.	ddvmor	4	285	Dec 10, 2004 by NateO
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