The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?
2. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
3. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?
4. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
5. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
6. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 15 degrees C, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass,and size in a bucket at -10 degrees C, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?
7. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
8. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
