The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
When I checked my change, having purchased a very tasty corned beef and salad sandwich (with a touch of salt and black pepper) from the canteen, I noticed that I had been given a dime rather than a 5 pence piece.
Todays exchange rate is $1.8429 to the Pound. That means that my dime is actually worth 13.6p. Which makes me 8.6p up on the deal.
Well done JDK. Obviously, in order to actually realise your gain, you need to find somewhere that will exchange your dime for the appropriate amount. Bearing in mind the tiny value of the thing, it will probably also be useful if the Bureau de change will do it commission free for you.
Claude walks into a Nashville, U.S. bar and asks the bartender, "Excuse me, will you accept this Canadian dollar in this establishment?" The bartender replies, "Sorry sir, we do not accept Canadian money." Claude says "That's unfortunate, because I have a million more of them and I'm very thirsty." To which the bartender says "Perhaps we can make an exception."
SURELY SURELY SURELY SURELY SURELY - ha ha ha!! Come and get me - if you're quick enough!! Stead'll tell you - I'm not scared of a bit of a fight (I nearly said rough & tumble - oops!!).
