The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Haven't had a thread entitled 'I'm Bored' for ages, so I thought I'd start one.
I am bored, though. Everyone's gone home and I've got no-one to talk to. My queries are taking ages to run and I have nowt else (I can be arsed) to do this afternoon.
Poor Darren, stuck at work with no-one to talk to at the very same time as I was struggling to edge away from Mrs Chatterbox (my mum) to go and get ready for the evening's festivities.
Do you look like a penguin in your tux? Hahaha I guess I won't have long to wait before I find out.
I'll report back!
