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ddvmor · ddvmor

TV chef's oven kiss too hot to handle, rules ASA A television ad showing Ainsley Harriott kissing a stove top could prompt children to copy the celebrity chef and harm themselves, the advertising watchdog ruled today. In the advert for Fairy Power Spray, the Ready Steady Cook host rested his fac...

Short Santa · Short Santa

I got given a disguise to go bash some freaks I was sad to give it back

KevinGumzmi · KevinGumzmi

Three men decided to split the cost of a hotel room. The hotel manager gave them a price of $30. The men split the bill evenly, each paying $10, and went to their room. However, the hotel manager realized that it was a Wednesday night, which meant the hotel had a special: rooms were only $25. He had overcha...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Possibly not true for those of us who frequent the bored board, but apparently we all work the longest hours in Europe. Aren't we good.

NateO · NateO

Bum, I owe the government a **CUCUMBER**e-load of cash-money.

Fortunately, I have it all lined up.

Lite · Lite

I've nearly finished my non-porn book! woohoo! but what to read next? This is a random selection of books i have laying about the place... apart from the erotic one.. that was biglet's idea >_< Sounds far to straight to me :P Please help or serjest other books i should read :) -- Edited by...

Susan · Susan

I did the singularly most stupid thing I have EVER done this weekend. One of the little rubber feet fell off my glass chopping board yesterday after a short holiday in the dishwasher. So I resolved to glue it back on. With superglue. The lid of the superglue was stuck tight, but...

ddvmor · ddvmor

From Yahoo News: I thought this was gonna be a funny article... but it's kinda not... JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African zoo is trying to persuade its star chimpanzee to kick a bad smoking habit. Charlie, a grown male chimp and the Bloemfontein Zoo, has been picking up cigarette...

Chaga · Chaga

Am thinking about shifting careers. Am sick of computers. Thinking about getting a Vet. degree (5 yrs). That way I can do more volunteer work and travel more often. Thinking about a Uni. in Budapest. http://www.univet.hu/english/00.html

HaloBurn · HaloBurn

Anyone notice how rubbish TV has got recently? If 't’s nay rubbish reality TV shows, “fool around wi' Margaret Thatcher” anyone? 't’s docu-soaps or worse “make me beautiful” plastic surgery based docu-soaps. Then thar’s th' whole celebrity reality contests hosted by Ant & Dec, Ant & Dec, Dale...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Sausages, anyone?: A driver is recovering after a frozen sausage was thrown through the window of his moving car, breaking his nose. The man was driving near his South Woodham Ferrers home in Essex on Monday afternoon when the "bizarre incident" happened, the ambulance service said. "He was...

NateO · NateO

...Walks into a bar; the barender asks: "Why the long face?!"

ddvmor · ddvmor

This guy is so cool.

Copper · Copper

Did Jammie Dodgers always have hearts in the middle? I seem to remember a more sensible circular centre bit from my childhood.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Hey, Santa... It's you! -- Edited by ddvmor at 11:30, 2005-04-15

ddvmor · ddvmor

Anything to do with you dude? http://www.haloburn.com/

KevinGumzmi · KevinGumzmi

I spent so much time to get in the highscores for Curveball!!! I finally get in and even manage to get first place (after many, many games) and you just come in and dominate the highscore again!!!!!!!! Damn you for being that good!!! Or do you have direct access to the db?

...

Copper · Copper

Is everybody WORKING?

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Just a little more madness... (Preview) TV chef's oven kiss too hot to handle, rules ASA A television ad showing Ainsley Harriott kissing a stove top could prompt children to copy the celebrity chef and harm themselves, the advertising watchdog ruled today. In the advert for Fairy Power Spray, the Ready Steady Cook host rested his fac...	ddvmor	2	164	Apr 20, 2005 by ddvmor
	punk santa (for lite) (Preview) I got given a disguise to go bash some freaks I was sad to give it back	Short Santa	3	166	Apr 20, 2005 by ddvmor
	very strange when I first read it... (Preview) Three men decided to split the cost of a hotel room. The hotel manager gave them a price of $30. The men split the bill evenly, each paying $10, and went to their room. However, the hotel manager realized that it was a Wednesday night, which meant the hotel had a special: rooms were only $25. He had overcha...	KevinGumzmi	4	180	Apr 20, 2005 by ddvmor
	Brits work harder than anyone else ... (Preview) Possibly not true for those of us who frequent the bored board, but apparently we all work the longest hours in Europe. Aren't we good.	ddvmor	8	222	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	Taxes (Preview) Bum, I owe the government a CUCUMBERe-load of cash-money. Fortunately, I have it all lined up.	NateO	8	221	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	Gah.. what to read next? (Preview) I've nearly finished my non-porn book! woohoo! but what to read next? This is a random selection of books i have laying about the place... apart from the erotic one.. that was biglet's idea >_< Sounds far to straight to me :P Please help or serjest other books i should read :) -- Edited by...	Lite	15	232	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	The MOST stupid thing (Preview) I did the singularly most stupid thing I have EVER done this weekend. One of the little rubber feet fell off my glass chopping board yesterday after a short holiday in the dishwasher. So I resolved to glue it back on. With superglue. The lid of the superglue was stuck tight, but...	Susan	12	228	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	Chimpanzee told to stop smoking (Preview) From Yahoo News: I thought this was gonna be a funny article... but it's kinda not... JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African zoo is trying to persuade its star chimpanzee to kick a bad smoking habit. Charlie, a grown male chimp and the Bloemfontein Zoo, has been picking up cigarette...	ddvmor	8	219	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	Vet. (Preview) Am thinking about shifting careers. Am sick of computers. Thinking about getting a Vet. degree (5 yrs). That way I can do more volunteer work and travel more often. Thinking about a Uni. in Budapest. http://www.univet.hu/english/00.html	Chaga	26	268	Apr 19, 2005 by sha76jam
	TV is Rubbish ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Anyone notice how rubbish TV has got recently? If 't’s nay rubbish reality TV shows, “fool around wi' Margaret Thatcher” anyone? 't’s docu-soaps or worse “make me beautiful” plastic surgery based docu-soaps. Then thar’s th' whole celebrity reality contests hosted by Ant & Dec, Ant & Dec, Dale...	HaloBurn	46	474	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	Motorist's nose broken by sausage (Preview) Sausages, anyone?: A driver is recovering after a frozen sausage was thrown through the window of his moving car, breaking his nose. The man was driving near his South Woodham Ferrers home in Essex on Monday afternoon when the "bizarre incident" happened, the ambulance service said. "He was...	ddvmor	12	211	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	Horse... (Preview) ...Walks into a bar; the barender asks: "Why the long face?!"	NateO	4	201	Apr 19, 2005 by NateO
	Centenarian takes computer course (Preview) This guy is so cool.	ddvmor	4	172	Apr 18, 2005 by Susan
	Jammie Dodgers. (Preview) Did Jammie Dodgers always have hearts in the middle? I seem to remember a more sensible circular centre bit from my childhood.	Copper	7	189	Apr 15, 2005 by NateO
	4 Foot Santa (Preview) Hey, Santa... It's you! -- Edited by ddvmor at 11:30, 2005-04-15	ddvmor	4	180	Apr 15, 2005 by Short Santa
	Haloburn (Preview) Anything to do with you dude? http://www.haloburn.com/	ddvmor	6	179	Apr 15, 2005 by HaloBurn
	Brian!!!!! (Preview) I spent so much time to get in the highscores for Curveball!!! I finally get in and even manage to get first place (after many, many games) and you just come in and dominate the highscore again!!!!!!!! Damn you for being that good!!! Or do you have direct access to the db? ...	KevinGumzmi	9	208	Apr 15, 2005 by KevinGumzmi
	Hello? (Preview) Is everybody WORKING?	Copper	13	243	Apr 14, 2005 by NateO
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