The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
but since they are having "budget problems" it may be some time before I see it. Even though I was a good little citizen and filed way early - and electronically.
And in Scotland the third earl of argyle actually pays us to live in strathclyde, we even get more idepending on the numbers of haggis we catch per week; hogganfield loch is my favorite hunting ground the cash helps me pay for the gas to power my lights and work my computer
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
In Birmingham, Tax was outlawed in 1867 following a protest from the patrons of working girls due to the fact that the tax paid for police which was clearly wrong -
In some parts of Asia, women pay men tax for protection and in return, men pay women tax for silence. Though in parts of India a donkey can pay itself tax if it can prove that it is indeed its own employer though it cant vote itself into parliament, thats for the chickens...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
What cheeses me is that the reason I haven't gotten my money yet is because the state is having budget problems.. if *I* were having budget problems, and coudln't pay THEM on time, I'd be charged interest for every day I didn't pay.
