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Chimpanzee told to stop smoking


From Yahoo News:

I thought this was gonna be a funny article... but it's kinda not...


JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A South African zoo is trying to persuade its star chimpanzee to kick a bad smoking habit.

Charlie, a grown male chimp and the Bloemfontein Zoo, has been picking up cigarettes thrown to him by visitors and smoking them -- a habit he probably picked up by observing humans, zoo officials told the SAPA news agency on Thursday.


"Baby chimps pick up habits by mimicking adults and we think he started mimicking smokers at his enclosure which probably led to smokers throwing him cigarettes," spokesman Daryl Barnes told SAPA.


Barnes said Charlie was already showing the signs of a true nicotine addict.


"He even acts like a naughty schoolboy by hiding the cigarette when staff approach the area," Barnes said, adding that the zoo was determined to help him quit.


Barnes said the most important thing was that people stop providing Charlie with cigarettes or any other treats, noting the chimp already had three bad teeth because of all the cans of sweet soft drinks that people throw at him.


Charlie is not the only smoking chimpanzee. A zoo in the Chinese city of Zhengzhou reported last year that one of its chimps had taken up smoking and was desperately cadging cigarette butts off visitors.



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Bad zoos - don't visit em.


Go to Chester instead.



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Don't think I'll be visiting Johannesburg or China anytime soon.


Chester is a bit closer...



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er, how do you 'tell' a chimp to stop smoking?

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Like this:


"Santa.  Stop smoking."


See.  Are you smoking?


Works then, dunnit.



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How do you tell an evolution doubter about evolution?


'Darren, you are an ape'



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"Bad zoo! - go to chester" ?????


Or go to your place where you just rig em up to the mains to see what faces they pull! yeah that's caring for em...


You have to admire those who dispute evolution though, they believe God put the stars there for something nice to look at (no really they do) and the fossils there to confuse us... yeah.. thats right.. he did....



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On the subject of monkeys:


Police in Ariz. Seek Monkey for SWAT Team


MESA, Ariz. (AP) - The Mesa Police Department is looking to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it's looking to a monkey.

"Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it," said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban Phoenix SWAT team. "It would change the way we do business."

Truelove is spearheading the department's request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee. The department is seeking about $100,000 in federal grant money to put the idea to use in Mesa SWAT operations.

The monkey, which costs $15,000, is what Truelove envisions as the ultimate SWAT reconnaissance tool.

Since 1979, capuchin monkeys have been trained to be companions for people who are quadriplegics by performing daily tasks, such as serving food, opening and closing doors, turning lights on and off, retrieving objects and brushing hair.

Truelove hopes the same training could prepare a monkey for special-ops intelligence.

Weighing only 3 to 8 pounds with tiny humanlike hands and puzzle-solving skills, Truelove said it could unlock doors, search buildings and find suicide victims on command. Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot could go.

It has been a little over a year since Truelove filed a grant proposal with the U.S. Department of Defense under the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and he is still waiting for word.

If the grant goes through, Truelove plans on learning how to train the monkey himself and keeping the sociable monkey at home, just like a K-9 officer would. He projects that $85,000 in grant money would outfit the monkey with gear and pay for veterinarian care, food and habitat for three years.


And:


'Drunk' monkeys' attack injures three:-


 
Bhubaneswar, April 17 : A group of monkeys descended on an Orissa village, quaffed down pots of an intoxicating brew lying in the open and then set upon the villagers, injuring three of them.

The incident occurred in Baralapokhari village near Bhadrak town, 142 km from here.

Irate villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away. The injured have been hospitalised.

The intoxicating 'pana' drink had been prepared from marijuana leaves as part of an offering to Hindu gods on the occasion of the Oriya new year Friday. The villagers had kept it in pots outside their huts to ferment, an official said.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 07:27, 2005-04-19

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Sweet!!


Beware the drunken monkeys!!!.




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