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Short Santa · Short Santa

last night I was woken at about 3am by the sound (squeek, squeek)of my murderous cat playing with a mouse in my bedroom. I could not be bothered to get up, so I let him get on with it, trying to ignore the poor little fella's squeeks. Was this bad? Anyway, I wake up this morning to find feathers all over t...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Heh. I saw this on UA. Then I stole it. Splendid.

Lite · Lite

I thought this was a really interesting idea... (not just to the bible but most other religous texts) Do you thinks its blatently just trying to annoying christans or a fair point? Prehaps books tha...

KevinGumzmi · KevinGumzmi

Play this game Glassworld and let's see what you final time & score was... My first attempt, I did it in 5min, 15 secs and my final score was 4150.

-- Edited by KevinGumzmi at 15:07, 2005-05-12

ddvmor · ddvmor

Heh. Made me chuckle: Beachcomber spots tackle of a different sort Wellington - A beachcomber called police to report a grisly find while walking on Auckland's Eastern Beach at the weekend - "what appeared to be a set of severed male genitalia, including penis and testicles", a...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Amusing article about a MAD speed camera vandal. Cue political debate on the use of Speed Cameras to raise revenue...

Batman O'Leary · Batman O'Leary

Know how I said earlier I was going fishing tomorrow? Me and another guy went to the bait shop at lunchtime and got our gear for the trip, but obviously had to bring it back here, and... The maggots escaped and were crawling around everywhere! Got most of them up, but a few disappeared into a server, s...

Chaga · Chaga

1 2 3 [img]http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005...

Short Santa · Short Santa

Copper's cats are 8 months old. They live in urban cat heaven - i.e. back to back victorian terraces. They have collars and little ID tags. But they've not been allowed out yet... Should they?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Important news from The Sun. Edfited highlights: A NEW chilli sauce goes on sale today that is so hot it could KILL. Ultra-concentrated “16 Million Reserve” is the hottest science can make. The sauce is 30 times hotter than the spiciest pepper and 8,000 times more fiery than Tabasco. Dine...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Just so you know. Wouldn't want you to a criminal.

ddvmor · ddvmor

The best way to skip a stone! Gotta say... It's been bugging me for years.

ddvmor · ddvmor

Not sure when this happened, but we finally made it onto the first page! And so near the start! We're in the big league now! Just gotta get to the top now! Stiff competition from the NiceCupOfTea dudes! -- Edited by ddvmor at 12:38, 2005-05-05

ddvmor · ddvmor

Here's how a lightsabre works!

Susan · Susan

Shamelessly nicked from another site, but funny nonetheless.

NateO · NateO

Why do I check the weather? Let's see, Friday at work and the weekend off: FRIDAY Hi: 75° Lo: 55° Partly Cloudy SATURDAY Hi: 70° Lo: 62° Sct T-Storms SUNDAY Hi: 77° Lo: 61° Sct T-Storms Argh! Lord have mercy!

-- Edited by NateO at 21:41, 2005-05-06

Susan · Susan

...and what do I find on my return? My son has a suspected broken arm

My mother in law (the dragon) has strewn her belongings all over the house The washing basket is overflowing

The dragon has trashed my house To make matters worse My husband has buggered off for the...

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4526607.stm

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	killing spree (Preview) last night I was woken at about 3am by the sound (squeek, squeek)of my murderous cat playing with a mouse in my bedroom. I could not be bothered to get up, so I let him get on with it, trying to ignore the poor little fella's squeeks. Was this bad? Anyway, I wake up this morning to find feathers all over t...	Short Santa	5	239	May 13, 2005 by Aodan
	Guess the Google (Preview) Heh. I saw this on UA. Then I stole it. Splendid.	ddvmor	1	230	May 13, 2005 by Aodan
	Warning. ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I thought this was a really interesting idea... (not just to the bible but most other religous texts) Do you thinks its blatently just trying to annoying christans or a fair point? Prehaps books tha...	Lite	42	657	May 13, 2005 by HaloBurn
	frustrating, but fun... (Preview) Play this game Glassworld and let's see what you final time & score was... My first attempt, I did it in 5min, 15 secs and my final score was 4150. -- Edited by KevinGumzmi at 15:07, 2005-05-12	KevinGumzmi	7	227	May 12, 2005 by bonniepirateanne
	Tackle (Preview) Heh. Made me chuckle: Beachcomber spots tackle of a different sort Wellington - A beachcomber called police to report a grisly find while walking on Auckland's Eastern Beach at the weekend - "what appeared to be a set of severed male genitalia, including penis and testicles", a...	ddvmor	4	275	May 12, 2005 by NateO
	Fleecing Not Policing (Preview) Amusing article about a MAD speed camera vandal. Cue political debate on the use of Speed Cameras to raise revenue...	ddvmor	16	290	May 12, 2005 by ddvmor
	maggots (Preview) Know how I said earlier I was going fishing tomorrow? Me and another guy went to the bait shop at lunchtime and got our gear for the trip, but obviously had to bring it back here, and... The maggots escaped and were crawling around everywhere! Got most of them up, but a few disappeared into a server, s...	Batman O'Leary	2	231	May 12, 2005 by JonnyStead
	For the guys (and the ladies(?)) (Preview) 1 2 3 [img]http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005...	Chaga	10	265	May 12, 2005 by Lite
	Copper's cats (Preview) Copper's cats are 8 months old. They live in urban cat heaven - i.e. back to back victorian terraces. They have collars and little ID tags. But they've not been allowed out yet... Should they?	Short Santa	28	398	May 12, 2005 by ddvmor
	Chilli sauce is real killer (Preview) Important news from The Sun. Edfited highlights: A NEW chilli sauce goes on sale today that is so hot it could KILL. Ultra-concentrated “16 Million Reserve” is the hottest science can make. The sauce is 30 times hotter than the spiciest pepper and 8,000 times more fiery than Tabasco. Dine...	ddvmor	19	273	May 11, 2005 by NateO
	Katie- You must read this (Preview) Just so you know. Wouldn't want you to a criminal.	ddvmor	7	247	May 11, 2005 by NateO
	In case you were wondering (part 2) (Preview) The best way to skip a stone! Gotta say... It's been bugging me for years.	ddvmor	4	257	May 11, 2005 by ddvmor
	We made it! (Preview) Not sure when this happened, but we finally made it onto the first page! And so near the start! We're in the big league now! Just gotta get to the top now! Stiff competition from the NiceCupOfTea dudes! -- Edited by ddvmor at 12:38, 2005-05-05	ddvmor	17	431	May 11, 2005 by ddvmor
	In case you were wondering... (Preview) Here's how a lightsabre works!	ddvmor	11	275	May 11, 2005 by bonniepirateanne
	Darth Vader's blog (Preview) Shamelessly nicked from another site, but funny nonetheless.	Susan	2	233	May 10, 2005 by JonnyStead
	Why? (Preview) Why do I check the weather? Let's see, Friday at work and the weekend off: FRIDAY Hi: 75° Lo: 55° Partly Cloudy SATURDAY Hi: 70° Lo: 62° Sct T-Storms SUNDAY Hi: 77° Lo: 61° Sct T-Storms Argh! Lord have mercy! -- Edited by NateO at 21:41, 2005-05-06	NateO	18	284	May 9, 2005 by NateO
	I go away for three days... (Preview) ...and what do I find on my return? My son has a suspected broken arm My mother in law (the dragon) has strewn her belongings all over the house The washing basket is overflowing The dragon has trashed my house To make matters worse My husband has buggered off for the...	Susan	6	236	May 9, 2005 by Susan
	now here's a way to spend public money (Preview) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4526607.stm	bonniepirateanne	5	259	May 9, 2005 by NateO
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