The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
last night I was woken at about 3am by the sound (squeek, squeek)of my murderous cat playing with a mouse in my bedroom. I could not be bothered to get up, so I let him get on with it, trying to ignore the poor little fella's squeeks.
Was this bad?
Anyway, I wake up this morning to find feathers all over the place too (pretty grim tbh) so the little ginger sod has managed to do a mouse and a bird in one night - gotta go home and hoover big time tonight (and wash blood off walls, ceiling etc) - 'orrid.....
PS - Copp, do not ever tell 'you know who' about the above - thanks
I wouldn't worry about odd behaviour like that, Copp. Rochester frequently displays agressive tendencies towards the duvet, carpet, sofa, doormat... Pretty much eveything. You are not alone.
My cat will stand in a corner and howl at it. She started this in our last apartment and it was always one particular corner, so I thought maybe there was something in the wall, or there was a previous cat smell there or something. But when we moved a couple of weeks ago, and she started doing it here, I figured perhaps she's just insane.
She'll also talk to posters I have on the wall. The Jim Morrison one and the Divine/Pink Flamingos ones in particular. She'll stretch up to touch them (they're over my desk) and just meowmeowmeow at them.
I haven't seen any mice or anything in this building, but I did find a cockroach carcass - so really that's the only thing my kitties could kill (although lets hope the carcass was the ONLY one around here) - and while I woudln't necessarily mind them killing them, I'd then have to wash their mouths out with listerine and I don't think they'd appreciate that very much.
