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In case you were wondering...


Here's how a lightsabre works!

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Can I have a light sabre? Can I?  Please?  Please?  Can I have one, huh?  Please? 


I'll be good. 



-- Edited by Susan at 12:15, 2005-05-09

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Ha ha ha ha!




Yep, need to get me one of these!



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The ultimate novelty lighter!  Cool.


So... anyone here got any novel uses for a lightsabre.  Post 'em here, and I will attempt to illustrate them using good ol' Paintshop Pro.



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Hmmm, if you were ice fishing, you could use one to cut out the hole...


The French Military could really use some: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html 



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That sir, is a quality web page.  Congratulations.


"Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her."



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I thought I would share the wealth.





Barbary Wars, middle ages-1830.
Pirates in North Africa continually harass European shipping in Meditteranean. France's solution: pay them to leave us alone. America's solution: kick their asses ("the Shores of Tripoli"). [America's] first overseas victories, won 1801-1815.



Hmmm, I'm thinking a light-sabre would make for a wicked can-opener.



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How about a skipping rope?

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Don't be silly.  You can't use a skipping rope to open a can.

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hey. i was just wondering... does anyone know how a light sabre works?

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Funny you should ask... it happens to be just like a tin opening lighter.

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oh my goodness, thank you for your help

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