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ddvmor


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Important news from The Sun.


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A NEW chilli sauce goes on sale today that is so hot it could KILL.

Ultra-concentrated “16 Million Reserve” is the hottest science can make.

The sauce is 30 times hotter than the spiciest pepper and 8,000 times more fiery than Tabasco.

Diners must sign a disclaimer recommending “protective gloves and eye wear” — but even sweating testers in safety gear were blinded by tears for 30 minutes.


Medical experts fear it could kill asthmatics or hospitalise a user who touches a sensitive part of the body afterwards.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 14:35, 2005-05-09

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There are some people who would just have to try it.



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Stead?  Want to try?  Go on.  Rid yourself of the wuss label forever.


 



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"Stead?  Want to try?  Go on.  Rid yourself of the wuss label forever.  "
He must keep it sewn in his underpants.  I've never seen it.

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wow, i bet it really chaps your hide

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darren, is that a real link?

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Hmm.  It was, but it looks like I've screwed it up.  I have corrected it for you!

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Hmm. Rather odd looking bottle.


 



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I like spicy food and all.. but that. is. rediculous.

Reserve scores 16 million units, while a Red Savina, the world’s spiciest pepper, measures just 570,000







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"I like spicy food and all.. but that. is. rediculous. Reserve scores 16 million units, while a Red Savina, the world’s spiciest pepper, measures just 570,000 "
Well.. you do like your wings hot. Maybe you should give it a try.

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Argh, I'm just the dumb basserd to try this stuff. Man, I am not looking forward to this...

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You don't have to try it.  You could just admit to being a wuss and keep your throat in one piece.

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Nothing will ever taste the same again.  Pass the bottle, Nate mate.

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Afraid I can't fight my destiny on this one, Sue-mate.


Coming right up DD, hell in a bottle.



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Ahhh!  Tis the test of a REAL man!  We'll be fine.  Just keep plenty of...  er... paramedics handy.

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Boy am I glad I'm a girl and can wimp out on this one.

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Wimp!

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"Wimp! "
Yup   But a wimp with a mouth that can still taste the good stuff!

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even if i wasnt a wimp (i am one) i couldn't afford the £999 to buy a bottle to taste it



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Fortunately Kate-mate, you don't have to:



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Originally posted by: Sun
"Just 999 bottles of it are on sale at £105 each."




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