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sharkjf115 · sharkjf115

What with it coming up to christmas, the house is full of biscuit selections given as gifts. Last night the good lady and I opened a pack of Fox's Family Favourites. Well once I'd eaten the two triple bars that were in that layer there was bugger all else to eat unless you wanted something wi...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I was over at the Stead's this evening. He supplied curry and I took pudding. Pudding in this instance consisted of rhubarb crumble and custard. We almost had a falling out (Stead doesn't know how close he came to being sat on to death) beacuse we couldn't agree on the proper way to serve...

Chaga · Chaga

ddvmor · ddvmor

I like to try and do something I've never done before as often as possible. Last night, I drove down a road in Westbury On Trym which I'd never been down before. Tomorrow night, I'm going 10 Pin Bowling - amazingly I've never been before - and today, I was sellotaped to my desk by a temp. Wha...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Katie and Brian.

bonniepirateanne · bonniepirateanne

hello. this is now the fourth topic in the top 8 with the word 'hello', or a variation thereof, in the title

ddvmor · ddvmor

This is gonna be great.

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

So my Jammie friends I thought I would share my week with you... On Sunday of last week (so ten days or so ago) I got afflicted with a blinding headache behind me eyes. And the same again in training on the monday evening (with the JDK and it wasnt his aftershave neither!) - Having had it again on the tue...

ddvmor · ddvmor

For this story, I need to give you two important pieces of information. Important Fact #1: South Gloucestershire County Council operate a rubbish collection pregramme that consists of two wheelie bins, one black for general domestic rubbish and one green for recyclable rubbish such as card and...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Woman has first face transplant Surgeons in Land of the garlic eating surrender monkeys have carried out the first face transplant, it has been reported. The woman had lost her nose, lips and chin after being savaged by a dog. In the controversial operation, tissues, muscles, arterie...

ddvmor · ddvmor

So, I've taken this close up screenshot of a part of the 'List All Dodgers' map. Anyone care to guess where it is?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Apparently there's an anual award for bed sex scenes in literery fiction: Bad sex book prize for journalist Journalist and author Giles Coren's novel Winkler has won the Bad Sex in Fiction Award for the most awkward description of an intimate encounter. The food critic's book describ...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I know I shouldn't find this stuff amusing, but... Millions 'cannot pee in public' Some four million people in the UK are unable to urinate in public toilets because of a social phobia commonly called "shy pee", it is claimed. Experts have called on the medical profession to be more aw...

ddvmor · ddvmor

My lunch, which I've only just managed to eat on account of disturbances and other things, consisted of a toasted Subway Club which has ham, turkey, beef, cheese, salady stuff, olives, jalapeno peppers and sweetcorn in, and a Berry Surprise smoothie. I have yet to sacertain what the surprise...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Monday mornings. Running out of teabags on a monday morning. Poo flavoured coffee from the office Klix machine.

ddvmor · ddvmor

So the F rench have decided to blame the recent rioting on 'rap music'. Dunno why we didn't think of that... F rench MP blames riots on rappers A F rench MP has publicly accused rappers of fuelling the country's recent riots with their songs. It comes a day after 200 politicians ba...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Ok, it's Poll time again! In response to an issue with the printer, my boss announced loudly to the world in general that "It's b*ggered again!". Now, because I wanted to wind him up, I took issue with the use of the word 'b*gger' in the office environment. "You can't say b*gger...

ddvmor · ddvmor

I think they may have have had you in mind when they thought this one up, dude!

'Emotional literacy' to be taught "Emotional literacy" is to be taught in secondary schools in England. A pilot scheme, involving about 50 schools, is expected to test the benefits of lessons hel...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Fox's Jammie Dodgers (Preview) What with it coming up to christmas, the house is full of biscuit selections given as gifts. Last night the good lady and I opened a pack of Fox's Family Favourites. Well once I'd eaten the two triple bars that were in that layer there was bugger all else to eat unless you wanted something wi...	sharkjf115	3	283	Dec 7, 2005 by ddvmor
	HOT CUSTARD ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I was over at the Stead's this evening. He supplied curry and I took pudding. Pudding in this instance consisted of rhubarb crumble and custard. We almost had a falling out (Stead doesn't know how close he came to being sat on to death) beacuse we couldn't agree on the proper way to serve...	ddvmor	31	532	Dec 7, 2005 by Aodan
	Hello... (Preview)	Chaga	5	241	Dec 6, 2005 by Chaga
	My First Time (Preview) I like to try and do something I've never done before as often as possible. Last night, I drove down a road in Westbury On Trym which I'd never been down before. Tomorrow night, I'm going 10 Pin Bowling - amazingly I've never been before - and today, I was sellotaped to my desk by a temp. Wha...	ddvmor	28	319	Dec 6, 2005 by sharkjf115
	Hello (Preview) Katie and Brian.	ddvmor	12	234	Dec 5, 2005 by ddvmor
	hello (Preview) hello. this is now the fourth topic in the top 8 with the word 'hello', or a variation thereof, in the title	bonniepirateanne	2	185	Dec 5, 2005 by NateO
	Dead Man's Chest (Preview) This is gonna be great.	ddvmor	10	216	Dec 4, 2005 by ddvmor
	Headaches (Preview) So my Jammie friends I thought I would share my week with you... On Sunday of last week (so ten days or so ago) I got afflicted with a blinding headache behind me eyes. And the same again in training on the monday evening (with the JDK and it wasnt his aftershave neither!) - Having had it again on the tue...	JonnyStead	10	266	Dec 2, 2005 by JonnyStead
	Wheelie Bins and Couriers (Preview) For this story, I need to give you two important pieces of information. Important Fact #1: South Gloucestershire County Council operate a rubbish collection pregramme that consists of two wheelie bins, one black for general domestic rubbish and one green for recyclable rubbish such as card and...	ddvmor	8	215	Dec 2, 2005 by ddvmor
	Face Transplants (Preview) Woman has first face transplant Surgeons in Land of the garlic eating surrender monkeys have carried out the first face transplant, it has been reported. The woman had lost her nose, lips and chin after being savaged by a dog. In the controversial operation, tissues, muscles, arterie...	ddvmor	5	188	Dec 2, 2005 by bonniepirateanne
	Map Game (Preview) So, I've taken this close up screenshot of a part of the 'List All Dodgers' map. Anyone care to guess where it is?	ddvmor	1	173	Dec 2, 2005 by bonniepirateanne
	Bad Sex (Preview) Apparently there's an anual award for bed sex scenes in literery fiction: Bad sex book prize for journalist Journalist and author Giles Coren's novel Winkler has won the Bad Sex in Fiction Award for the most awkward description of an intimate encounter. The food critic's book describ...	ddvmor	0	184	Dec 2, 2005 by ddvmor
	Shy Pee and Cranberries (Preview) I know I shouldn't find this stuff amusing, but... Millions 'cannot pee in public' Some four million people in the UK are unable to urinate in public toilets because of a social phobia commonly called "shy pee", it is claimed. Experts have called on the medical profession to be more aw...	ddvmor	18	259	Dec 2, 2005 by Aodan
	My Lunch... (Preview) My lunch, which I've only just managed to eat on account of disturbances and other things, consisted of a toasted Subway Club which has ham, turkey, beef, cheese, salady stuff, olives, jalapeno peppers and sweetcorn in, and a Berry Surprise smoothie. I have yet to sacertain what the surprise...	ddvmor	3	191	Dec 1, 2005 by bonniepirateanne
	Things that suck... (Preview) Monday mornings. Running out of teabags on a monday morning. Poo flavoured coffee from the office Klix machine.	ddvmor	26	307	Dec 1, 2005 by ddvmor
	Rapper Riots (Preview) So the F rench have decided to blame the recent rioting on 'rap music'. Dunno why we didn't think of that... F rench MP blames riots on rappers A F rench MP has publicly accused rappers of fuelling the country's recent riots with their songs. It comes a day after 200 politicians ba...	ddvmor	3	205	Nov 30, 2005 by ddvmor
	The 'B' Word vs The 'F' Word (Rude word alert!) (Preview) Ok, it's Poll time again! In response to an issue with the printer, my boss announced loudly to the world in general that "It's bggered again!". Now, because I wanted to wind him up, I took issue with the use of the word 'bgger' in the office environment. "You can't say b*gger...	ddvmor	18	304	Nov 30, 2005 by Zem YN3B
	Lessons for Stead (Preview) I think they may have have had you in mind when they thought this one up, dude! 'Emotional literacy' to be taught "Emotional literacy" is to be taught in secondary schools in England. A pilot scheme, involving about 50 schools, is expected to test the benefits of lessons hel...	ddvmor	3	178	Nov 30, 2005 by ddvmor
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