The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My lunch, which I've only just managed to eat on account of disturbances and other things, consisted of a toasted Subway Club which has ham, turkey, beef, cheese, salady stuff, olives, jalapeno peppers and sweetcorn in, and a Berry Surprise smoothie. I have yet to sacertain what the surprise is as the foreign students that run the smoothie stall just looked at me blankly when I asked.
