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Henglegert Rinkerdink · Henglegert Rinkerdink

.. you would book a heavy metal band and then send them home during the interval that was enforced upon the band at the start of the evening saying that they were "too loud and too heavy" when they were quieter than the nookieing juke box and playing classic rock because the sound check was fro...

ddvmor · ddvmor

What is the ring tone on your phone? Where are my marbles? When do you get up in the morning? Why is toothpaste minty? How do you stay awake through boooooooring teleconferences/meetings?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Still... lots of jokes to be made... Masturbation could bring hay fever relief for men Spring is here and w...

ddvmor · ddvmor

You don't have to admit it in public if you don't want to. Just vote in this annonymous (ish) poll! -- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 1st of April 2009 09:04:57 PM

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7971578.stm One week of the month they cant control their spending, and one week of the month they'll burst into tears or smash you in the goolies if you put even one word out of place. Top management potential... This wont end well....

ddvmor · ddvmor

Excellent use of science, chaps. Well done! Scientific software proves Monica Belluci has the perfect poutBiometric tool developed to determine which actress or model has the best lips; the formula analyzes lip...

Catfish · Catfish

Not sure of anybody's seen this before. Spot the Jammie Dodgers...

ddvmor · ddvmor

The real telly tubbies: X Factor failure's 83-stone family claim they are simply too fat to work [img]ht...

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

So my wretched company, not content with destroying my pension, my nest egg of shares and my firms good name by buying the biggest pile of old knackers in the history of corporate takeovers has now decided to start charging me for personal phone calls on my work mobile. Why do I care? because the contrac...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Here's an addictive little game: GLUETRON I scored 7800 on my first go...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Aodan · Aodan

I had the weirdest dream last night.. and all of you were in it... I was having some sort of brain surgery done (??) but it was more like an experiment than than surgery... all of you guys flew over to hang out while it went down (it all happened at my house) and you guys grilled some food up along with some oth...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Before I start, I'd like to clarify that I've been relegated to the Kitchen while four men rip apart the front of the house and replace all the windows. I'm kinda bored... Onward... Whilst in my local Tesco, I came across the following product: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...

ddvmor · ddvmor

... do you give a workman? I currently have four of them fitting windows. They've been at it since just after 9. So far, I've given 'em 3 cuppas. One on arrival, one at about 10.30 and one at lunchtime. I'm about to make another one. Is that too many? Too few, or just right? What do you normally...

sha76jam · sha76jam

http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=53.405132,-2.979269&spn=0,359.923096&t=h&z=14&layer=c&cbll=53.405122,-2.979379&panoid=vYF2srxs-BevyfPZ-erSRQ&cbp=12,170.65848214285748,,0,28.8058035714...

ddvmor · ddvmor

... but this just doesn't look that handy... Finn creates USB 'finger drive' A Finnish compu...

Henglegert Rinkerdink · Henglegert Rinkerdink

.. I have just received a call telling me I have U2 tickets for August

ddvmor · ddvmor

Georgia inmate arrested trying to get back in jailWOODBINE, Ga. – Authorities say they arrested an escaped jail inmate trying to sneak back into the lockup with cigarettes allegedly stolen f...

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	Can anyone tell me why ... (Preview) .. you would book a heavy metal band and then send them home during the interval that was enforced upon the band at the start of the evening saying that they were "too loud and too heavy" when they were quieter than the nookieing juke box and playing classic rock because the sound check was fro...	Henglegert Rinkerdink	13	601	Apr 7, 2009 by Aodan
	What? Where? When? Why? How? (Preview) What is the ring tone on your phone? Where are my marbles? When do you get up in the morning? Why is toothpaste minty? How do you stay awake through boooooooring teleconferences/meetings?	ddvmor	4	580	Apr 4, 2009 by ddvmor
	A cure for hayfever? Not much good if it leaves you BLIND!!! (Preview) Still... lots of jokes to be made... Masturbation could bring hay fever relief for men Spring is here and w...	ddvmor	2	568	Apr 2, 2009 by Truckman
	So... Did I get you? (Preview) You don't have to admit it in public if you don't want to. Just vote in this annonymous (ish) poll! -- Edited by ddvmor on Wednesday 1st of April 2009 09:04:57 PM	ddvmor	6	480	Apr 2, 2009 by JonnyStead
	This is why you cant leave women in charge... of anything (Preview) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7971578.stm One week of the month they cant control their spending, and one week of the month they'll burst into tears or smash you in the goolies if you put even one word out of place. Top management potential... This wont end well....	JonnyStead	11	626	Mar 31, 2009 by Truckman
	Science proves who has the best lips (Preview) Excellent use of science, chaps. Well done! Scientific software proves Monica Belluci has the perfect poutBiometric tool developed to determine which actress or model has the best lips; the formula analyzes lip...	ddvmor	0	607	Mar 31, 2009 by ddvmor
	Biscuit Rap (Preview) Not sure of anybody's seen this before. Spot the Jammie Dodgers...	Catfish	8	528	Mar 30, 2009 by ddvmor
	This post is especially calculated to wind up Stead (Preview) The real telly tubbies: X Factor failure's 83-stone family claim they are simply too fat to work [img]ht...	ddvmor	15	710	Mar 30, 2009 by JonnyStead
	Who fancies a challenge? (Preview) So my wretched company, not content with destroying my pension, my nest egg of shares and my firms good name by buying the biggest pile of old knackers in the history of corporate takeovers has now decided to start charging me for personal phone calls on my work mobile. Why do I care? because the contrac...	JonnyStead	12	627	Mar 28, 2009 by sha76jam
	Gluetron (Preview) Here's an addictive little game: GLUETRON I scored 7800 on my first go...	ddvmor	2	635	Mar 28, 2009 by Truckman
	This post is especially to make up for the post that was especially designed to wind up Stead! (Preview)	ddvmor	4	539	Mar 28, 2009 by JonnyStead
	Dreams of the JDBB (Preview) I had the weirdest dream last night.. and all of you were in it... I was having some sort of brain surgery done (??) but it was more like an experiment than than surgery... all of you guys flew over to hang out while it went down (it all happened at my house) and you guys grilled some food up along with some oth...	Aodan	22	683	Mar 25, 2009 by Susan
	Remember... I do this stuff so you don't have to! (Preview) Before I start, I'd like to clarify that I've been relegated to the Kitchen while four men rip apart the front of the house and replace all the windows. I'm kinda bored... Onward... Whilst in my local Tesco, I came across the following product: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...	ddvmor	10	531	Mar 25, 2009 by Truckman
	How many cups of tea... (Preview) ... do you give a workman? I currently have four of them fitting windows. They've been at it since just after 9. So far, I've given 'em 3 cuppas. One on arrival, one at about 10.30 and one at lunchtime. I'm about to make another one. Is that too many? Too few, or just right? What do you normally...	ddvmor	7	523	Mar 24, 2009 by JonnyStead
	Google StreetView funnies (Preview) http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=53.405132,-2.979269&spn=0,359.923096&t=h&z=14&layer=c&cbll=53.405122,-2.979379&panoid=vYF2srxs-BevyfPZ-erSRQ&cbp=12,170.65848214285748,,0,28.8058035714...	sha76jam	8	620	Mar 21, 2009 by ddvmor
	I can't put my finger on it... (Preview) ... but this just doesn't look that handy... Finn creates USB 'finger drive' A Finnish compu...	ddvmor	3	617	Mar 19, 2009 by Aodan
	I r happy because ... (Preview) .. I have just received a call telling me I have U2 tickets for August	Henglegert Rinkerdink	3	484	Mar 18, 2009 by ddvmor
	Now I know where Earl gets his scripts... (Preview) Georgia inmate arrested trying to get back in jailWOODBINE, Ga. – Authorities say they arrested an escaped jail inmate trying to sneak back into the lockup with cigarettes allegedly stolen f...	ddvmor	9	619	Mar 18, 2009 by Truckman
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