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You've probably heard this one as well...
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An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the
Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent.
Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the
night he asks her if she wants to have sex with him.
Although she is attracted to him she...
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Jokes from The Congo
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This is class,
We have a big guy in here who's from the Republic of Congo, he's been working with us for about a year now and is starting to get used to the way we speak, our humour, jokes etc (the guy honestly didn't know what christmas was about, and thought war had broken out last Guy Fawkes night!).
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Dust?
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Who actors in short supply
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http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire2005/index.php?category=0&id=30171The Chocolate Factory are filming at the same time.'
heh heh heh
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crap viagra joke
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Hear about the guy who crunched viagra up and added it to his eye-drops?
He wanted to look hard!
(sorry)
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Valentines Day
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Less than 5 weeks to go, YAY! (not!)
Anyone else think it's just a complete commercial rip-off invented by card shop owners?
(on top of that Tesco up here has Easter eggs already!) -- Edited by Damo_daly at 09:59, 2005-01-13
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Killzone
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Anyone played this on the PS2?
I got it off Santa, just about to complete it, thought it was awsome!
Can anyone recommend anything even remotely like it?
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday
from OldSchool :D
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Ad Space
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Check out this BBC article and then this Ebay auction!
Oh yeah. And this website!
$22k, so far! It's insane! -- Edited by ddvmor at 08:44, 2005-01-13
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To y'all on the other side of the pond...
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Have you guys ever heard of a punk band called Blitz?
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Cartoon Laws of Physics
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Cartoon Law I ============= Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar pri...
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Meetings! Grrrr!
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Ive just been to a meeting, and the purpose of that meeting?
I kid you not, to discuss the next suitable date for another meeting!
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Whoa
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Have you guys seen these tsunami pics?
http://homepage.mac.com/demark/tsunami/index.html
The before and after is just nuts!
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wind
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How mad was that wind last night?!
Was it that bad down south?
Sound like elephants were playing fitba in my loft!
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How you all doin'?
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Hello there, just making a rare Jammy birthday appearance at the request of
Mr Darren.
There's a guy in here now who constantly drinks water ALL DAY! Some of us think he could be one of those things out of The Faculty, any idea how we can find out without actually asking him?
-- Edited by Damo_dal...
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Look!
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Guess what just turned up at my house!
Here's a hint:
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My Lunch
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Wahoo!! They're serving Shepard's Pie in the cafeteria today!!  
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Damaged Car
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Check out this article on the old BBC site.
I particlularly like the quote next to the picture: "A Volvo car owned by a local man was extensively damaged..."
Bit of an understatement, that.
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