The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's not just a morning thing, it goes on all yer round in here, luck me!
10 staff, 2 of them managers and 1 director sitting there for an hour, how much do you think that cost them? Not that Im complaining, I spent the entire time texting my boss who was sitting opposite me, giving him dogs abuse to see how long he could keep a straight face in fromt of the director.
We had one of those this morning.
Good call! 12 minutes - that's impressive.
