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Date: Jan 14, 2005
You've probably heard this one as well...


An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Jill, the
Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent.

Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the
night he asks her if she wants to have sex with him.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her
$200 for the deed. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of
funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of
attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again
for $200.

She figures in for a penny in for a pound and it was fantastic the night
before - so she agrees. This goes on for 5 nights. On the sixth night the
guy comes into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and just goes and
sits in the corner. Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should
pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he is from and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I" she says. "What suburb in Melbourne."

"Glen Iris" he says.

"That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street?"

"Cameo street" he says."

"This is unbelievable" she says, "what number?"

He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.

"You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my
parents still live there!"

"I know" he says "your father gave me $1,000 to give to you !"


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I think I have, but hey, it still made me smile. 

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