The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hello there, just making a rare Jammy birthday appearance at the request of Mr Darren.
There's a guy in here now who constantly drinks water ALL DAY! Some of us think he could be one of those things out of The Faculty, any idea how we can find out without actually asking him?
