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ddvmor


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The Options Game (Part One)
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Ok, here's a new game for you:


I'm gonna propose two options - these can be silly otions, such as bathing in jelly or bathing in caviar or serious options like... er... nope... forget the serious ones.  Anyways, the next person to post should indicate which of the two options they would prefer, briefly explain why and then propose another choice, based loosely on the reasoning for their choice.


Here's an example:


Would you rather bathe in Jelly or Caviar?


Jelly, cos it tastes better.  Jelly or Jam?


Jam, cos that's what it's called, dammit! Jammie Dodgers or ginger nuts?


Ginger nuts... cos it sounds a bit rude.  Scary ginger hair or peroxide bottle blonde?


 


And so on...  Geddit?


So... here's my first choice for you:


Men in pink shirts or men in any other coloured shirts?



-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:26, 2006-06-08

-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:27, 2006-07-03

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Men in pink shirts. Because my 5th grade teacher wore them every Thursday with Rainbow suspenders and he went to Maine ever summer to catch Lobster.


Lobster Bisque or silk pajamas

no reason.

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Lobster Bisque because it tastes yummy

Getting pinched by a lobster or Stung by a jellyfish?

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Pinched by a lobster. I watched this show on jelly fish stings and this woman was in agonizing pain that hte highest level of morphine didn't even dulll for WEEKS and they coudln't just put her under to help her ride it out because they need you to be conscious to watch your symptoms... no thank you.

Swimming in Shark Infested Waters or Being immersed to your chin in fish guts

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ddvmor


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Fish guts.  Mostly because they can't eat me.


Eating or drinking?



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bonniepirateanne


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eating! because there are a lot more choices

would you rather eat a seeing eye-dog or a talking gorilla?

(that you pheobe from Friends)

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bonniepirateanne wrote:
eating! because there are a lot more choices

would you rather eat a seeing eye-dog or a talking gorilla?

(that you pheobe from Friends)


I'm officially stumped. I do not think I could do either of those things. I"ve been sitting here for about 2 minutes trying to rationalize each choice, and I just can't.

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bonniepirateanne


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oh woe. i ruined the game.. i was watching friends and that's what she asked and it seemed so right - the guy answered 'the talking gorilla, because at least i could explain to him that you were making me do it' hehe

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That almost seems worse. I dunno, it gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.

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JonnyStead


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Aodan wrote:




bonniepirateanne wrote: eating! because there are a lot more choices would you rather eat a seeing eye-dog or a talking gorilla?


 


The Seeing Eye dog - because lets face it they are one just trick ponies and they really love themselves - I can stand them - they are so smug! Eat the dog and get the Gorilla to lead you round the shops. Not only is it cooler than a dog but he can help you pick the ripe banana's


Shopping online or in the shops



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ddvmor


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Easy one.  Shopping online, so I don't have to deal with utter morons and fight my way through hordes of chavs, old people, single mums on welfare with HUGE PRAMS and a right of way complex and horrible, horrible kiddies.


Soooooo...


Would you rather sleep with a chav or an 90 year old?  And by sleep, I include at least 40 minutes of foreplay.



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The Chav - the idea of sleeping with a 90 year old sickens me a little more than the chav. But it was a close call -


 


Would you rather sleep in a hammock or on an airbed?



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an airbed. i'm likely to fall out of a hammock


fall out boy or the pussy cat dolls?

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Fall Out Boy cuz I wasn't really sure what either one of them sounded like, so I looked around for some samples.. FOB was really easy to find, Pussycat not so much.. wanted me to install all kinds of different players and register and all that crap.. so no ha. By the time I DID find a little sample somewhere, it was awful. And it made Sean cry.

Be a stripper or Be an "escort"

One makes less money but doesn't have to touch anyone, the other makes considerably more money, but well... you know...and I do mean escort.. not street walker

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Definitely an escort, you get dinner!  If I could do the whole small-talk-with-boring-men thing I might be tempted!  (I can already do the "No, I am going home, to my bed, alone" bit very well)


Small talk or silence?



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bonniepirateanne


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silence - as long as it isn't of the awkward variety, i get really bored with small talk and start just saying 'uhhuh, yup, yeah, yup, uhhuh'


make a phone call or send an email?




ps. fallout boy are awesome, they're a punky pop type american band that i didn't really like but got dragged to a tiny concert they did here - and now, i love them :)



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ddvmor


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Ooh.  Tricky one this.  Depends on the circumstances.  I think I'm gonna go for the phone call, but there are times when only an e-mail will do... like when you're dealing with a really dumb person who you don't wanna get into a conversation with.


Come to think of it, I get a lot of e-mails!


Soooooooo...  would you rather date a really really dumb person (and by this, I mean as dumb as a box of rocks) who just can't see how astonishingly dumb they are; or a super-hyper intelligent person who knows EVERYTHING and likes to let you know it as often as possible?



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Super-hyper intelligent one - cause then the whole universe would split apart as our giant ego's met...


 


Travel in Space - or to the bottom of the sea?



-- Edited by JonnyStead at 16:18, 2006-05-23

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bonniepirateanne


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both are terrifying to me.. so i will say:

bottom of the sea because at least it has been explored a lot more by general members of the public than space has




space invaders or pong?

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Space invaders because it was more than two colors

being color blind or having no sense of smell

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colour blind - if i had no sense of smell i wouldnt enjoy lovely lovely food as much!

the smell of cabage or the smell of fish?

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ddvmor


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The smell of cabbage... because fish smells like... fish.  Fish makes me feel sick...


On which note, Vomiting or Diahorrea...?



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ddvmor wrote:

The smell of cabbage... because fish smells like... fish.  Fish makes me feel sick... On which note, Vomiting or Diahorrea...?

Diahorrea because you can put a telly in the loo and get a good book and just sit there and let it run its course - unless of course its explosive in which case it sucks -


 


Chewing gum or sweets you suck (like gob stoppers)



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ddvmor


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Well.  Unlike you, I tend not to suck, so I'll have to go for gum.  Minty minty gum.


Which tenuously links to...


Would you rather your teeth fell out (due to gum disease - see the link?) or all of your bodily hair (to be replaced by scaly scabby skin)?



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bonniepirateanne


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teeth fell out - causes you can get dentures :)

visit to the dentist or visit to the doctor for blood tests

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Visit the dentist because blood does not leave my body voluntarily

have diabetes or hemophelia?

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Hmmm, can't really say I'd want either of those!!!

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yeah sorry for being so morbid, just the first thing that came mind.

How about m&m's or skittles

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Skittles, M&Ms pack way too much of a sugary punch!!


Okay, early 80's pop-rock, Journey or Boston?



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bonniepirateanne


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errrr what?




haha yeah brian, i went on a search to decide which one i'd choose, and i couldnt decide, so i didnt pick haha

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