The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm gonna propose two options - these can be silly otions, such as bathing in jelly or bathing in caviar or serious options like... er... nope... forget the serious ones. Anyways, the next person to post should indicate which of the two options they would prefer, briefly explain why and then propose another choice, based loosely on the reasoning for their choice.
Here's an example:
Would you rather bathe in Jelly or Caviar?
Jelly, cos it tastes better. Jelly or Jam?
Jam, cos that's what it's called, dammit! Jammie Dodgers or ginger nuts?
Ginger nuts... cos it sounds a bit rude. Scary ginger hair or peroxide bottle blonde?
And so on... Geddit?
So... here's my first choice for you:
Men in pink shirts or men in anyother coloured shirts?
Pinched by a lobster. I watched this show on jelly fish stings and this woman was in agonizing pain that hte highest level of morphine didn't even dulll for WEEKS and they coudln't just put her under to help her ride it out because they need you to be conscious to watch your symptoms... no thank you.
Swimming in Shark Infested Waters or Being immersed to your chin in fish guts
bonniepirateanne wrote: eating! because there are a lot more choices
would you rather eat a seeing eye-dog or a talking gorilla?
(that you pheobe from Friends)
I'm officially stumped. I do not think I could do either of those things. I"ve been sitting here for about 2 minutes trying to rationalize each choice, and I just can't.
oh woe. i ruined the game.. i was watching friends and that's what she asked and it seemed so right - the guy answered 'the talking gorilla, because at least i could explain to him that you were making me do it' hehe
bonniepirateanne wrote: eating! because there are a lot more choices would you rather eat a seeing eye-dog or a talking gorilla?
The Seeing Eye dog - because lets face it they are one just trick ponies and they really love themselves - I can stand them - they are so smug! Eat the dog and get the Gorilla to lead you round the shops. Not only is it cooler than a dog but he can help you pick the ripe banana's
Shopping online or in the shops
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Easy one. Shopping online, so I don't have to deal with utter morons and fight my way through hordes of chavs, old people, single mums on welfare with HUGE PRAMS and a right of way complex and horrible, horrible kiddies.
Soooooo...
Would you rather sleep with a chav or an 90 year old? And by sleep, I include at least 40 minutes of foreplay.
Fall Out Boy cuz I wasn't really sure what either one of them sounded like, so I looked around for some samples.. FOB was really easy to find, Pussycat not so much.. wanted me to install all kinds of different players and register and all that crap.. so no ha. By the time I DID find a little sample somewhere, it was awful. And it made Sean cry.
Be a stripper or Be an "escort"
One makes less money but doesn't have to touch anyone, the other makes considerably more money, but well... you know...and I do mean escort.. not street walker
Definitely an escort, you get dinner! If I could do the whole small-talk-with-boring-men thing I might be tempted! (I can already do the "No, I am going home, to my bed, alone" bit very well)
silence - as long as it isn't of the awkward variety, i get really bored with small talk and start just saying 'uhhuh, yup, yeah, yup, uhhuh'
make a phone call or send an email?
ps. fallout boy are awesome, they're a punky pop type american band that i didn't really like but got dragged to a tiny concert they did here - and now, i love them :)
Ooh. Tricky one this. Depends on the circumstances. I think I'm gonna go for the phone call, but there are times when only an e-mail will do... like when you're dealing with a really dumb person who you don't wanna get into a conversation with.
Come to think of it, I get a lot of e-mails!
Soooooooo... would you rather date a really really dumb person (and by this, I mean as dumb as a box of rocks) who just can't see how astonishingly dumb they are; or a super-hyper intelligent person who knows EVERYTHING and likes to let you know it as often as possible?
The smell of cabbage... because fish smells like... fish. Fish makes me feel sick... On which note, Vomiting or Diahorrea...?
Diahorrea because you can put a telly in the loo and get a good book and just sit there and let it run its course - unless of course its explosive in which case it sucks -
Chewing gum or sweets you suck (like gob stoppers)
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson