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The Camel
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A Captain in the foreign legion is transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he notices a camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asks the Sergeant "what's that camel for?" "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, w...
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Jeez Louise
(Preview)
Cripes, check out the crap weather in Minneapolis' near horizon:
Minneapolis, MNToday 81°/60°FWed 72°/57°FThu 71°/60°FFri 75°/62°F
Time to move! 
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NateO
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Night all
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I'm nip off to bed now. Nighty night. Don't stay up too late now.
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Susan
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Prince Plays Basketball
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And he's money in the bank. Check it out: Link
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NateO
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Become a player
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It's all right here: Link.
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NateO
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Basketball
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If it isn’t bad enough that my Minnesota Timberwolves fall to the Lakers, WNBA players Sveta and Teresa whip my butt on the pool table the very same evening.
Lord have mercy! It’s bad enough that they’d absolutely house me in a game of HORSE, but not in 8-ball! Talk about adding insult...
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NateO
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French
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(Preview)
Apologies if this offends anyone - I thought it was quite funny!
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VicM
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Holy Mackerel!
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Good grief! It's 93 degrees out with 45% humidity. 
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NateO
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crap joke
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Man:
Doctor, Ive a strawberry stuck up my arse.
Doctor:
I can give you some cream for that.
sorry
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Batman O'Leary
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Definately too much sun
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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It can't be a ship."
The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It can't be a boat."
The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It can't be a raft."
Then, out of the...
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Susan
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Pathetic Motorways
(Preview)
Ok, I was looking for something else, but came across this fairly amusing little site in the process. Thought I'd share it with you... 
...back to work... 
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2.30 am
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Hmmm. So this is what 2.30 am looks like. Not sure I like it...
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ddvmor
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OK, who hid my vigil?
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It's no good, I've scanned the pages and can't find it anywhere.
Any ideas?
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Susan
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how to make a baby..
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the 's' word is mentioned
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bonniepirateanne
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Blame the dog
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A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress. The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young ma...
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Bored?
(Preview)
Just saw this ad on the ad banner at the top of the bored board - thought it was funny considering what the bored board is!!
Bored Stupid
Huge range of board games from all around the world for everyone.
www.bstupid.co.uk
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VicM
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The Day After Tomorrow
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ddvmor
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Milkshake
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OK, so really not bored enough at home to come here often at the mo, but saw this & had to post! http://www.southport.gb.com/business/shakers.shtml
-read the menu, you'll see why!
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