The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Who's fishing for compliments. I am supremely self-confident I know how good I look - and like I said, it aint pretty.... (I'm rugged, handsome, Adonis-like (in places - Homer-like in others!)... but not pretty!)
quote: Originally posted by: "I am supremely self-confident I know how good I look"
You would not believe - I was just saying to Mitch that some blokes seem to have an inbuilt superiority of knowing how good they look. I couldn't have paid you to do a better job of illustrating my point!
I think it's a little unfair to suggest that this phenomenomenomenon is rescricted solely to men. How often does one see members of the female gender strutting around with various parts of their body thrust out as if to say 'Look at Me! I'm Naturally Blonde'. There's one or two of 'em in our very office!
Yes, but they come out and blatantly ask you: "Don't you think I look great now I've lost all this weight?"
Men just don't seem to need to be told they look good - that's the point I'm trying to make. Although I'd be happy to tell them my thoughts if they did ask!
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Please someone, before the ship comes in, I NEED A CROSS LEGGED SMILEY 
