The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A Captain in the foreign legion is transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he notices a camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asks the Sergeant "what's that camel for?" "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The Captain say, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
Six months pass, and the Captain can't stand it anymore and tells his Sergeant "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The camel is brought in. The Captain gets a foot stool and proceeds to have vigorous sex with the camel.
He steps down from the stool and asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replies, "Well sir, they usually just ride it into town."
