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Friday
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Since I appear to be all on my own on the JDBB today, I think I'll amuse myself by psoting a joke or two:
Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night…
But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Hurry up! This room rents by t...
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More Stats
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Darren, you know you get stats on the board, yeah, right, well do you know what the average Views to Replies ratio is?
I was looking at the photos thread earlier & it actually had 68 Views and 68 Replies - a remarkable feat when you look at the other threads.
Excuse me, I'll just pop out and g...
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Summer Holidays 2005
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I just booked mine tonight!
Two weeks boating on the Erne/Shannon waterways in Ireland & Northern Ireland! A 35x12ft motor cruiser. Coo-el.
Well, I'm happy. 
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This is pretty cool
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MSN maps
Put in where you are coming from and where you want to go and it will give you the directions - anywhere in the world! 
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Sorry Vic...
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... you may find this distressing.
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Gmail anyone?
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I have a couple of invites left, that I am willing to give away for free(how does that sound?)
You know I could sell them on e-bay and make a hefty (1$) amount of money out of them.
But I have decided to be generous and share them with you (No one at UA would accept them).
-- Edited by Chag...
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I'm Rich!!!
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Oh yeah! I'm gonna be soooooo rich this afternoon. For one glorious afternoon I'm gonna have more money than you can shake a stick at in my bank account. Thousands of pounds and it's all gonna be mine!
er... and then I'm gonna use it to pay off...
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Gigged Out
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Back home after the Torr gig at the Badminton Arms. Good night, Stead played some excellent Drums and Chris and Paul excelled themselves on Keys and Bass respectively.
Shame I managed to skin my arm on the fence unpacking the gear.
Still, got over paid by a tenner ... kept that a secret at dish o...
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Words of Wisodm
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If you build a man a fire, you warm him for a day.
If you set a man on fire, you warm him for the rest of his life.
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Aaaww
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New Job
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A while back i mentioned that i had gotten a job ith the Civil Service and i have been waiting on finding out my start date.
Well it finally came today (in the post after i had left fr work) - 11th October.
My current boss aint to happy and he is trying to get as much work outta me as possible - infact wh...
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Where is everyone?
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It's been awfully lonely here during the day recently.
Don't tell me everyone's busy at work? 
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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
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Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
Constitution
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk:...
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Future Phrase of the Week
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Based on family vaction:
You must have got manure for your brains.
Mechanic 1: Ain't never seen anyone so ****-all stupid as you driving off that road. You must have got manure for your brains.
Clark: Yeah, well, we're from out of town. How much do we owe?
Mechanic 2: All of it.
C...
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Search for Jam
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Is it knackered? 
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A Vigil For Katie's Dissertation...
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...which is due... oooh, any time now!
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Nate...
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...mate - how te devil are you?
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Driving like a dog
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