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Indubitably


Innovative


Preliminary


Proliferation


Cinnamon


 


Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk:


Specificity


Constitution


Loquacious


Transubstantiate


 


Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk:


Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.


Nope, no more booze for me.


Sorry, but you're not really my type.


Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.


Oh, I just couldn't....No one wants to hear me sing


 

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Oh yeah.


I think I must be drunk right now cos I just can't say "Specificity" no matter how hard I try!



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I've always found 'Negligible' difficult to say, sober or otherwise.  Oddly, 'Negligee' comes easily.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:08, 2004-09-18

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Yes D.  Why then have you not bought me a beautiful lace negligee since saying it comes so easily?

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Ah, but paying for it probably doesn't come quite so easily.

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Are you saying there's a negligible amount of negligee purchasing going on?

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I think we can say that's a negligable amount of not negative on the negligee front.

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VicM


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yeah.  D, where's my negligee?

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I can always lend you one of mine

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I tell you what's very easy to say:




"I love you man."


Especially when dialing an ex lover at 4:00 am, who is desperately waiting for your call!



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Never heard that one.

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Really?!


Hmmm, I have to concentrate on not saying it!



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VicM


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When did you do that silly boy?  How did you get out of it afterwards?

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Well, there was a couple of months ago. Then there was a couple of months before that, and so forth... Not sure I ever really did get out of it, I just pretended it didn't happen.

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Just use the old reliable Jedi Mind Trick.  Works every time.  You have to be able to do a decent Alec Guiness impression, though.

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I see.  Starting the Star Wars theme early, eh?


Was it silver when it came?



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"Well, there was a couple of months ago. Then there was a couple of months before that, and so forth... Not sure I ever really did get out of it, I just pretended it didn't happen. "
So you'll be due another one soon then?

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Afraid so Vic!




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Just don't phone me, mate.  i don't want you to bring it all flooding back.

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Sorry dude, doesn't work that way... It's an auto pilot type thing...




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So do you have one particular ex on speed dial for these moments, or do you work your way through a random selection?

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Hmmm, no speed dial. Apparently this works off random access memory!





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 indeed!

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Yes! But pretty funny when I get 'em on my answering machine!

-- Edited by NateO at 22:00, 2004-09-21

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I never left a message.  Stop fibbing.

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