The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It must have been cold because I dont bother to turn my heating off - I just set the thermostat really low (about 12 degrees) to keep it off and when I got back from rehearsal yesterday - the heating had been on!
Madness I tells ya!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
You are all wimps. Our heating was turned off in February this year and it's nothing like cold enough to put it on again yet - we still have windows open at night! Might consider putting the heating on in November.
You have to have frost before it's cold enough for heating! I just put another jumper on - saves on the bills and fuel!!
Actually I would always rather be cold than too warm - I think that there are times when D would like the heating on but I would be too hot with it.
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start, The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes. The water in river Vantaa (in Finland) gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
British cars won't start, The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
Japanese and American cars won't start. People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Swedish and German cars won't start. Paris starts cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive. The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
