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Andromeda · Andromeda

Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in publi...

NateO · NateO

Just took my account from 92 MBs to 8 MBs, 10% to 1% capacity.

NateO · NateO

Susan · Susan

I've just agreed to spend £2500 of the savings we had for our house extension on a new motorbike for Simon.

I should be in someone's good books for at least one night then.

Susan · Susan

Seems he partied so hard over the weekend he turned sick as the proverbial dog. Get well soon Mate.

Sxxx

ddvmor · ddvmor

Right here! How scary does that child look?

VicM · VicM

Starting in January 2005 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need t...

VicM · VicM

Sign on and say hello why don't you?

ddvmor · ddvmor

Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. Movie character never make typing mistakes. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution,...

ddvmor · ddvmor

Luke: "You used to program?" Ben: "I was once a software engineer the same as your father." Luke: "My father wasn't a software engineer. He was a custodian at Lockheed-Martin." Ben: "That's what your Uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals. He thought he should go to work. Not gotten a...

VicM · VicM

Hey Stead, want one of these for Christmas?

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

Hey Vic? Where'd you go? Its all so slow? Here without you! Hey Vic Your laptop is on! And we need to hear from.... You.... Do we all miss the Vic? I think we do! - vote above to help bring her back to us!

ddvmor · ddvmor

http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1349169,00.html

NateO · NateO

Okay, sad story: I'm out last night with the crew, and I'm done (cooked to be more precise) at 11:00 pm, and I’m going home, right? Wrong. Girl A says, "Hey, tomorrow's Friday, you can tough it out, come for one more drink across the street, I have to work tomorrow too." So, one more (think of Daft Punk’s 'O...

ddvmor · ddvmor

...Unless you're Chaga! See. Told ya I'd getcha back! He he he he he!

ddvmor · ddvmor

http://www.marvel.com/company/appearances.htm he he he.

JonnyStead · JonnyStead

My Dear Friends - Hengle and I were discussing our mutual creative black hole the other day and so I have come up with an idea - I am throwing the floor open to suggestions for a song to cover - to be recorded by the Band and then placed on this website for you all to hear - ANY suggestion wi...

VicM · VicM

This is HUGE and you've probably seen it before - I had seen it before, but it made me giggle like a girly at my desk today - especially the fire engine. I am better than your kids. If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that thei...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Work Funny (Preview) Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in publi...	Andromeda	9	283	Nov 18, 2004 by VicM
	GMail Clear (Preview) Just took my account from 92 MBs to 8 MBs, 10% to 1% capacity.	NateO	12	283	Nov 18, 2004 by Susan
	What d'ya think Suey? (Preview)	NateO	14	269	Nov 18, 2004 by NateO
	What have I done? (Preview) I've just agreed to spend £2500 of the savings we had for our house extension on a new motorbike for Simon. I should be in someone's good books for at least one night then.	Susan	15	278	Nov 18, 2004 by Chaga
	Poor Chaga (Preview) Seems he partied so hard over the weekend he turned sick as the proverbial dog. Get well soon Mate. Sxxx	Susan	6	250	Nov 18, 2004 by Susan
	And the big news in Bristol today is... (Preview) Right here! How scary does that child look?	ddvmor	3	228	Nov 18, 2004 by Susan
	New rules for work (Preview) Starting in January 2005 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need t...	VicM	1	195	Nov 18, 2004 by Chaga
	Hello Guest (Preview) Sign on and say hello why don't you?	VicM	10	289	Nov 18, 2004 by JonnyStead
	Computers in the movies (Preview) Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. Movie character never make typing mistakes. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution,...	ddvmor	1	264	Nov 17, 2004 by NateO
	Star wars geek humor (Preview) Luke: "You used to program?" Ben: "I was once a software engineer the same as your father." Luke: "My father wasn't a software engineer. He was a custodian at Lockheed-Martin." Ben: "That's what your Uncle told you. He didn't hold with your father's ideals. He thought he should go to work. Not gotten a...	ddvmor	18	279	Nov 16, 2004 by NateO
	SuperStead (Preview) Hey Stead, want one of these for Christmas?	VicM	21	326	Nov 16, 2004 by NateO
	We miss Vicster! ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Hey Vic? Where'd you go? Its all so slow? Here without you! Hey Vic Your laptop is on! And we need to hear from.... You.... Do we all miss the Vic? I think we do! - vote above to help bring her back to us!	JonnyStead	33	629	Nov 16, 2004 by NateO
	Mad American Censorship (Preview) http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,14173,1349169,00.html	ddvmor	11	300	Nov 16, 2004 by Susan
	I am an Idiot ( 1 2 ) (Preview) Okay, sad story: I'm out last night with the crew, and I'm done (cooked to be more precise) at 11:00 pm, and I’m going home, right? Wrong. Girl A says, "Hey, tomorrow's Friday, you can tough it out, come for one more drink across the street, I have to work tomorrow too." So, one more (think of Daft Punk’s 'O...	NateO	41	562	Nov 16, 2004 by NateO
	It's the Weekend.... (Preview) ...Unless you're Chaga! See. Told ya I'd getcha back! He he he he he!	ddvmor	10	246	Nov 15, 2004 by Susan
	Marvellous Appearances (Preview) http://www.marvel.com/company/appearances.htm he he he.	ddvmor	1	228	Nov 15, 2004 by Susan
	Inspiration - WE NEED YOUR HELP! (Preview) My Dear Friends - Hengle and I were discussing our mutual creative black hole the other day and so I have come up with an idea - I am throwing the floor open to suggestions for a song to cover - to be recorded by the Band and then placed on this website for you all to hear - ANY suggestion wi...	JonnyStead	29	342	Nov 13, 2004 by JonnyStead
	Oooh very funny (Preview) This is HUGE and you've probably seen it before - I had seen it before, but it made me giggle like a girly at my desk today - especially the fire engine. I am better than your kids. If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that thei...	VicM	17	311	Nov 12, 2004 by NateO
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