The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Of course, I see the Vicster every day at home... but now I'm at work and I miss her. I'm so saaaaad.
Anyway - I got the laptop up and running over the weekend, despite Time sending it to an address at which I haven't lived for over a year, so she's got no excuse to fail in her posting duties.