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Mum's on Facebook! HELP!
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Something terrifying happened this weekend. My mother signed up for Facebook and made a friend request to me.
Now I have to decide what to do about it. And when I say 'I' have to 'decide', what I actually mean is that 'you' have to 'vote' in a 'poll'.
Yeah... you love polls. I can tell!
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It's a new record!
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Today I have 14 meetings... 14 ! The first one started at 8am and the last finishes at 5.30 - I am back to back all day - just starting a couple late so I have time to run to the loo. Someone had to go get me some lunch. I'm in a meeting right now - thankfully, my bit is done... but still I have to listen... 14....
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Okay, own up. Anyone here been to Sussex recently?
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Gotta love the police quote at the end!
Penis photo posters seized by police in LewesA person who put up enlarged photographs of male private parts around a town in Sussex is being sought by police.
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Armour
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Armour for Cats and Mice Created by Jeff de Boer
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Sorry Catfish - the dream is over !
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10627133
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Right, who's going to pay me to jump off a tall building then?
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This one, to be precise: (I am hoping they'll give me a bit of rope ) All donations gratefully received. http://www.justgiving.com/Sharon-Bishop You know you want to, otherwise I'll have to resort to spamming you with . -- Edited by sha76jam on Friday 11th of June 2010 04:29:28 PM
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Not grim... Just odd
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The weirdness in the gents has resurfaced of late.
Just today I popped in to take care of business to find a man standing in front of the mirror watching himself stroke his own bottom. Not in a brushing off fluff sort of way but in a slow, sensual caressing sort of way. He was unashamed and continued to...
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8 Guests Online!
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I thought the rest of us were odd for posting on here, but 8 lurkers? At once? Who are you? Why are you here? Can you really find nothing more exciting to do?
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No offense...
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But happy 234th birthday to us rebellious colonists......Ben
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The Literal Music Video Strikes Back
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This has been doing the rounds:
Pick your favourite line!
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The Anagrams Strike Back
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Today in an effort to combat boredom, Catfish messaged me with a couple of anagrams of my name: Sir Sermon Dreary and Sir Dreamy Snorer.
Even better than that, we have a friend who will henceforth be known as Lactose Granny.
Got any good anagrams of your own names?
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The Bacon Products Strike back...
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Bacon Air Freshener:
Bacon Mints (not sure how they're mints if they tatse of bacon):
Bacon pl...
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The Ice Cream Is A Lie!
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First it was the cake... now the ice cream.. What a world! What a woooooorld.
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I'm so depressed...
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...here I am... brain the size of a planet...
Anyway. That said, according to this site, I am 'mildly depressed': I scored 22.
Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a mild to moderate...
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The Bionic Cat Strikes Back
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I love the viral nature of stuff on the internet. Almost everyone who knows me has, over the past week brought the Bionic Cat story to my attention by e-mailing it, posting on facebook or calling me over fromthe other side of the office so that they can point at it for my benefit.
iI fact the JDBB is the...
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hello!
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dudes! im out of jail at last! kidding of course, just been up to here with moving house, new job etc etc, a bit more free time now though so thought id pop in and see whats what.
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Batman O'Leary
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It's oh so quiet!
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Is everybody OK? What we need is some fireworks to wake everybody up! PS My sponsorship page appears to be working nicely right now, and you could get double brownie points by claiming you were sponsoring me for my birthday... http://www.ju...
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The Daily Mail Strikes Back
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Yeah, I know. the Daily Mail sucks. Booooooo. Hisssss.
I wouldn't normally go out of my way to visit their website, but whilst browsing another forum, I can across this story, which I feel typified the dirty rag:
[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1289882/EU-b...
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