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Sorry Catfish - the dream is over !
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Right, who's going to pay me to jump off a tall building then?
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This one, to be precise: (I am hoping they'll give me a bit of rope ) All donations gratefully received. http://www.justgiving.com/Sharon-Bishop You know you want to, otherwise I'll have to resort to spamming you with . -- Edited by sha76jam on Friday 11th of June 2010 04:29:28 PM
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Not grim... Just odd
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The weirdness in the gents has resurfaced of late.
Just today I popped in to take care of business to find a man standing in front of the mirror watching himself stroke his own bottom. Not in a brushing off fluff sort of way but in a slow, sensual caressing sort of way. He was unashamed and continued to...
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8 Guests Online!
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I thought the rest of us were odd for posting on here, but 8 lurkers? At once? Who are you? Why are you here? Can you really find nothing more exciting to do?
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No offense...
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But happy 234th birthday to us rebellious colonists......Ben
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The Literal Music Video Strikes Back
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This has been doing the rounds:
Pick your favourite line!
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The Anagrams Strike Back
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Today in an effort to combat boredom, Catfish messaged me with a couple of anagrams of my name: Sir Sermon Dreary and Sir Dreamy Snorer.
Even better than that, we have a friend who will henceforth be known as Lactose Granny.
Got any good anagrams of your own names?
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The Bacon Products Strike back...
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Bacon Air Freshener:
Bacon Mints (not sure how they're mints if they tatse of bacon):
Bacon pl...
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The Ice Cream Is A Lie!
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First it was the cake... now the ice cream.. What a world! What a woooooorld.
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I'm so depressed...
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...here I am... brain the size of a planet...
Anyway. That said, according to this site, I am 'mildly depressed': I scored 22.
Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a mild to moderate...
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The Bionic Cat Strikes Back
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I love the viral nature of stuff on the internet. Almost everyone who knows me has, over the past week brought the Bionic Cat story to my attention by e-mailing it, posting on facebook or calling me over fromthe other side of the office so that they can point at it for my benefit.
iI fact the JDBB is the...
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hello!
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dudes! im out of jail at last! kidding of course, just been up to here with moving house, new job etc etc, a bit more free time now though so thought id pop in and see whats what.
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Batman O'Leary
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It's oh so quiet!
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Is everybody OK? What we need is some fireworks to wake everybody up! PS My sponsorship page appears to be working nicely right now, and you could get double brownie points by claiming you were sponsoring me for my birthday... http://www.ju...
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The Daily Mail Strikes Back
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Yeah, I know. the Daily Mail sucks. Booooooo. Hisssss.
I wouldn't normally go out of my way to visit their website, but whilst browsing another forum, I can across this story, which I feel typified the dirty rag:
[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1289882/EU-b...
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The Evening Post Strikes Back
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It's been bloody ages since I last looked at the Bristol Evening Post website for a fix of Bristolian weirness. Today, I did so on a passing whim... and was not disappointed!
[url=http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/news/proposed-addict-robbed-8211-s/article-2328103-detail...
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The bacon tree
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The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis,...
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Be careful on the stairs, please...
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I was passing through John Lewis yesterday (a big department store, for transatlantic readers) when I saw something that I considered a bit odd.
The escalators had stopped. That wasn't the odd thing. No, the odd thing was that they obviously thought that the concept of a stationary escalator wo...
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Dead Fly Art
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