The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Is everybody OK? What we need is some fireworks to wake everybody up!
PS My sponsorship page appears to be working nicely right now, and you could get double brownie points by claiming you were sponsoring me for my birthday... http://www.justgiving.com/Sharon-Bishop
I've arranged some nationwide fireworks in your honor, but it'll be about a week and a half after your birthday...And since your site won't take my Discover card and you won't take my personal check, about the only sensible thing you can do is collect in person......Ben
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Ah, I see you too have moderator powers! If you're going to edit my posts to alter their meaning then please at least have the decency to leave the punctuation in!
Ah, I see you too have moderator powers! If you're going to edit my posts to alter their meaning then please at least have the decency to leave the punctuation in!
Huh??...
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Ah, I see you too have moderator powers! If you're going to edit my posts to alter their meaning then please at least have the decency to leave the punctuation in!
Huh??...
There's a certain "for <$10." missing from my post! Was there when I wrote it.
Well it was there when I posted, yet not there when I looked to reply to your post. So somebody did.
There are only three participants in this thread, so here are my conclusions:
Your words: Ah, I see you too have moderator powers! If you're going to edit my posts to alter their meaning then please at least have the decency to leave the punctuation in! were not directed at Darren since you already knew that, as adminstrator, he has the ability to modify or delete any post...
Your words were not directed at yourself, unless you have an alternate personality we are not aware of...
That only leaves the third participant, me, that you could have referred to...
Here are the facts: I am a moderator and/or administrator on two other boards, but not this one...I have no powers to modify or delete anyone's posts other than my own...If I had those abilities, I wouldn't be so crass or callous to use them to the detriment or annoyance of another member...Therefore, if your missing keystrokes ever existed in the first place, then you will want to look elsewhere for the culprit and leave me out of your delusion...
My recommendation: You may be showing early signs of paranoia and may be well advised to seek competent diagnosis...Ben
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"It must be mounted on a tripod!...It must be mounted on a tripod!" - Cmdr. Frederick Mohr
Truckman wrote:: I am a moderator and/or administrator on two other boards, but not this one...I have no powers to modify or delete anyone's posts other than my own
blimey... You must be the only one then! Easily rectified. He he he.
I poked around and found the "More" button with the dropdown list, I don't think it was there before...Is that all a moderator gets here?...No wonder nobody wants the job...
On other boards, they get their own secret forum where they can trash talk the offenders (oh wait, we do that in the open here)...And they get a secret handshake and decoder ring...Most of all, they enjoy the unbridled fear they instill in the hearts of the lowly membership (well that might be a slight exaggeration)...
Anyway, maybe the real culprit will grow a pair and reveal himself for this egregious crime......Ben
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