The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I know its a bit early for this but im just so excited i cant wait!
For my lunch today ive got ciabatta, coleslaw, sunblushed tomatoes (or tamatoes) and some corned beef (not the good stuff but rather a poorer british cousin) and a can of fat coke. Ok, that all sounds great right? But get this - i also have a packet of mini jammie dodgers!!! All for me!!!