The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Y'know it occurs to me that we haven't seen or heard from Nate or Andomeda at all this year! We may have to strat another vigil. I'm thinkin' burning tyres! Good for the environment and it smells nice too!
I heard that they both had a sex change and eloped together to Milton Keynes to live the high life and make babies from milk bottle tops and sandwich cartons. Not that I'm one to spread gossip, mind. I'm just saying what I heard.
Then that is the way it shall be. And in that spirit:
My friend's sister's mate's boyfriend saw Nate in the barber's getting his mullet done. He said the blonde highlights were a bit much but that it might look quite nice to the right sort of man...
yes, i'm glad we have stopped joking now, because i wanted to share with you all the fact i saw andromeda i working on the show miami ink, she tattooed a large jammie dodger onto Ami's bottom when he wasn't looking
bonniepirateanne wrote: yes, i'm glad we have stopped joking now, because i wanted to share with you all the fact i saw andromeda working on the show miami ink, she tattooed a large jammie dodger onto Ami's bottom when he wasn't looking
Maybe she's trying to start a new tren. Let me try it:
ddvmor wrote:Which directly led to the downfall of the Mayan empire. Bad Buddah! All joking aside I think Nate is in Celebrity Big Brother, disguised as a portaloo. He likes being sat on.
well.. i do.. i was trying to get rid of the stray 'i' in my post, but i guess i had some sort of mind burp, i shall leave it there now.. for prosperity's sake
I hadn't noticed the i, if that helps? Did anyone notice that I'd typed Manchester as Mancheater in the wind thread? I found it slightly amusing but edited anyway.
Just saw on the news that Nate has been romantically linked with Lassie. Looks like Buddah was a one night stand. Makes him look a but slutty is you ask me. If only he was here to tell us his side of the story.
i think you might be right stead - as far as i know they both are the 'other cylons' on battelstar gallactica, yet to show their faces - they're trying to destroy humans, you need to have a harsh word with them jdk
Anyway, I have it from a very good source that Andromeda is hiding from the IRS in a small shoebox under her Uncle John's bed (you know - the one that likes to be called Claudette at the weekends) because she didn't declare the income from her... um... escort service.
Nate, on the other hand appears to have gone underground... using a small shovel.
I heard that And has got a residential spot at 'hooters' and is bigging it up in Las Vegas at this very moment, whilst Nate fitted himself with a robotic arm which has poisoned his mind and he is currently plotting to take over the world in a castle just outside of arsebeckistan...
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