The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Fierce Hurricane Frances continued pressing toward Florida on Wednesday, and the official forecast track brought it ashore in Central Brevard County about 2 p.m Saturday.
The storm had maximum sustained winds of about 130 mph at 5 p.m. Wednesday and was beginning its sweep over the Bahamas. Top winds could strengthen to near 140 mph, the National Hurricane Center predicted.
Brevard County's Emergency Operations Center said Frances, if the forecasts hold, would bring 70 mph or greater winds for much of Saturday and portions of Sunday. At least 10-foot storm surges are expected along Brevard's 72 miles of coastline, but especially north of landfall.
"This is a large storm," said Dennis Decker, warning coordination meteorologist at the National Weather Service in Melbourne. "It is more dangerous than Charley was. It is bigger. It has a wider diameter of hurricane-force winds. The other dangerous aspect of it is, as it approaches Florida, it is forecast to slow down."
Mandatory evacuations of Brevard's beach communities, Merritt Island and residents of mobile homes was set to begin at 2 p.m. today. Schools are closed today and Friday.
At 5 p.m., hurricane-strength winds extended 80 miles from the center, with tropical storm force winds extending about 185 miles. Heavy rain will increase the chance of flooding, especially if the storm moves slowly.
As to where it will strike, "there's still a huge amount of uncertainty," Decker said. The memory of Charley's quick turn on Aug. 13, bringing it into southwest Florida, still is fresh.
The National Hurricane Center's official forecast has varied from near Jacksonville to Vero Beach in the last 36 hours, which can be attributed to an extremely tricky set of weather factors.
Even if the track shifts somewhat, Florida Tech hurricane researcher John Williams fully expected at least hurricane-force winds.
"We're not going to miss it unless it does something drastic," he said Wednesday.
"The way it's moving now, there's just no big feature out there to turn it the way Floyd was turned by that advancing trough," Decker said.
If the hurricane lands just south of Brevard, the violent northeast quadrant of the storm would pound the county. Then, "we're in a heap of trouble, because that's the bad side," Williams said.
Keep us updated on the Frances Front, And. Oh yeah... and send us a copy of the commemorative magazine - my boss was in Florida while Charley visited and he brought us back this magazine full of pictures of squashed houses and stuff. It wasn't really in good taste...
MIAMI -- Floridians might have a third major hurricane to worry about: Hurricane Ivan formed Sunday in the central Atlantic with a long-term forecast that could bring it to the state by early next week.
With top sustained winds of about 115 mph, Ivan became the fourth major hurricane of the season on Sunday afternoon, the National Hurricane Center in Miami said.
The Category 3 storm was about 2,400 miles east-southeast of Miami, too far away to tell with any certainty whether it would hit the continental United States. It was expected to keep strengthening, with hundreds of miles of warm water before the nearest land.
But particularly after the back-to-back Hurricanes Charley and Frances, Floridians should monitor any hurricane on a general path toward the state, forecasters said.
"Hopefully they won't let their guard down too much over the next week," said Eric Holweg, meteorologist at the hurricane center.
Even as Frances pummeled central Florida on Saturday with 95 mph winds and heavy rains, emergency officials were preparing for Ivan, said Michael Brown, director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
"We're watching for it just as we're gearing up and watching for wildfires in California and floods through the Midwest," Brown said.
At 1 p.m. EDT, Ivan was about 995 miles east of the Windward Islands in the southern Caribbean. It was moving west near 21 mph. It was expected to turn gradually west-northwest over the day.
Ivan was expected to approach the Lesser Antilles by Tuesday and reach the Bahamas by Friday. The path was similar but south of Frances' track into Florida's east coast.
"You might want to be smart about whether you take down your shutters," Miami-Dade County manager George Burgess said Sunday at a briefing on the aftermath of Frances.
Both Ivan and Frances formed as tropical storms near Cape Verde off the African coast, an area known as a breeding ground for storms that become big hurricanes.
"They tend to be stronger systems, just because they have such a great environment to grow in as they cross the Atlantic," Holweg said.
Ivan was already causing some worry at the National Hurricane Center. When Max Mayfield, director of the hurricane center, first saw a satellite image of the strengthening storm, his reaction was, "Oh no."
Holweg said it wasn't unusual to have so many hurricanes at this time of year, which is nearing the peak of the hurricane season. What was unusual, he said, was for one state to be hit in such quick succession.
Center officials have predicted that there would be more tropical storms and hurricanes in the Atlantic over the next several years.
Hurricane Charley hit Florida's southwest coast with 145 mph winds on Aug. 13 and crossed the state, killing 27 people and causing billions of dollars in damage. On Sunday, Hurricane Frances made landfall near Stuart with 105 mph winds.
TAMPA - About 2.9 million Floridians, including about 400,000in the Tampa Bay area, were without power Sunday evening after Hurricane Frances raked the state, knocking down power lines and leaving the peninsula's electric utilities and consumers to pick up after the second major storm in three weeks.
Juno Beach-based Florida Power & Light reported the hurricane, which first made landfall in FPL's service area on Florida's Atlantic coast, affected 2.5 million of its customers, some 1.8 million of whom remained without electricity late Sunday.
Among utilities with a presence in the Tampa Bay area, Tampa Electric reported about 193,000 Bay area customers were without power about 10 p.m. Sunday. The majority, 158,000, were in Hillsborough County.
Progress Energy Florida, based in St. Petersburg, reported more than 495,000 customers - nearly a third of the utility's 1.53 million customer base - were without power. The outages were spread across 12 counties.
More than 86,800 Progress Energy customers in Pinellas County were in the dark Sunday evening, a number that was likely to grow as the storm pushed into the county, said Deborah Shipley, a company spokeswoman.
In Pasco County, about 51,500 customers of different energy companies were without power Sunday night. In Polk County, the number was 76,000.
Tampa Electric outages were widespread, spokesman Ross Bannister said. Some people will be without power for two to three days, and some for longer.
``This is going to be a big event, and it's going to take patience on the part of our customers before we get all the lights back on,'' Bannister said.
Tampa Electric had 2,500 workers on its own crews, and 3,000 from other utilities and contractors poised to begin work, Bannister said. The crews from out-of-state utilities and contractors were waiting out the storm in Valdosta, Ga.
Both TECO and Progress Energy will begin today by assessing the damage. The first priorities will be restoring power to police and fire stations, shelters, hospitals, schools and water treatment facilities.
The repair work will spread out from there, starting with large transmission lines and eventually making its way to individual houses.
Sometimes power can be restored by flipping a switch, Bannister said. Sometimes a line must be rebuilt.
Small pockets, such as one or two houses, could have the longest waits.
The nature of the storm, moreover, could complicate that task.
In some places, crews will not be able to get in to to fix equipment until water subsides, said Rick Janka, a spokesman for Progress Energy.
Some of the damage could come days after the storm has passed as trees in saturated ground continue to fall, taking down power lines.
A spokesman for the Withlacoochee River Electric Cooperative, which serves parts of Pasco, Hernando and Citrus counties, did not return telephone calls.
Telephone service in the Bay area fared better. As of late Sunday, telephone service outages were limited to about 8,100 of Verizon's 2.2 million customers in six Bay area counties, Verizon spokesman Bob Elek said.
Sprint reported that a generator malfunction caused a disruption in service for its Tampa area wireless customers. It could not estimate when repairs would be completed.
Andromeda is safe and sound. She's currently without power so obviously has no way to reach the board, but she misses all of you and now I'm about to leave my air conditioned/powered parent's house to keep her company. She should have her power back by tonight/tomorrow though no telling if internet will be working at that time. Give her a little more time and she'll be back terrorizing the board like before!
I am alive. Darrin and I crashed at my grandma's house on the west coast, so we didn't really get much of the hurricane there. (Did get tropical storm force winds and rain around the time Karma decided she needed to go for a walk. Was quite soaked by the time I got back to the house.)
Still no power at my house, but I'm one of the lucky 70,000 in the county who are currently without electricity because at least I have water. (Most people here have well water. No electricity = no water for them.) So it's been 2 or 3 cold showers a day in an attempt not to die of heat stroke.
Electric company says I should be getting my power back "by Saturday, September 18th by 11:45 pm" according to their recorded message. So thats 15 days with no hot food, hot showers, cold drinks, air conditioning, internet, lights, etc. On the bright side, I have learned one very important lesson from all this - I could never be amish.
Lot of property damage - mostly in the form of trees and streetlights crashing down. They removed a bunch of the down trees off the property today and I could see firsthand why I am still without power. The utility poles near my house are f***ed. I took a bunch of pictures of the damage so you guys, and my mom, could see. I'll let you know when I get them developed and can get them posted.
It also turns out, according to the latest news, that the reason it's going to take so long for me to get power back is because when W. and his bro (the state's governor, for those who don't know) Jeb came down to hand out ice and water (for a lovely photo op no doubt), the residents of Broward county were up in arms about not having power and threatened to revolt, so W. and Jeb took all the power crews from my area and sent them there. Now, I wasn't there in person so this is all hear-say, but it would explain why I haven't seen anyone from the power company in my neighborhood since this all started.
Can you tell I'm bitter?
From the latest reports it looks like Ivan is going straight to the Gulf and then the panhandle, so it should miss me... but since it's only over Jamaica right now, that's still subject to change. Let's just hope cuz I don't think I can handle this again. I'm still too much of a newbie! It was a category 5 storm for a while and took out 90% of the buildings in Grenada... I hear it's down to a category 4, but haven't checked the weather report lately. (Mom calls once a day with "this is what the weather channel is saying now....") As a frame of reference, Frances was a category 2 when it hit us...
All well... I'm alive and I'll be back when I have power... or whenever I can steal Darrin's computer to post again... whichever comes first
Well we shall continue to envigilate until that time comes, And. ( i don't think I could last 2 days without power, let alone another week You don't realise just how dependent you are on oput mod-cons until you can't use 'em!)