Chaga

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Chaga

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hello Chaga. Welcome.

You do of course realise that we're now gonna make this thread sticky until you post something! You'll feel all self concious and exposed until you do!!!

bonniepirateanne · Date: Sep 2, 2004

chaga chaga chaga chaga chaga wooooh

that was a song i wrote for you chaga

Chaga · Kiwi Wannabe

Wow that was fast....

And I thought about sneaking in unnoticed . Actually was wondering about a first post idea, but now you helped me out.

I really joined in because I am feeling really bored lately.

Why I am talking to myself?

Thanks for the welcome post dear UAers (am I allowed to use that here?)

One more thing, are we allowed to join in if we still haven't tasted JD's?

-- Edited by Chaga at 17:04, 2004-09-02

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Ummmm.......

....yeah, ok! No problem. If you're good, maybe we'll send some your way!

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

But you must like them!

Where you from? - dont worry we dont want your life story - well actually we do.... only kidding.... but we do......

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

quote:
Originally posted by: Chaga
"Wow that was fast.... And I thought about sneaking in unnoticed

Indeed, bored <> slow eh.

quote:

Originally posted by: Chaga
"Why I am talking to myself?"

Sorry, can't help you there.

Hello?

quote:
Originally posted by: Chaga
"Thanks for the welcome post dear UAers (am I allowed to use that here?)"

You're welcome. It doesn't look like a rule violation, can you verify JDK?

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

quote:
Originally posted by: Chaga
"Thanks for the welcome post dear UAers (am I allowed to use that here?)"

That's blasphemy that is.

Who's UA?

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Psst, Suey, have you never been to UA?

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

Hey there Chaga - enjoy the boredness of this board!!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

quote:
Originally posted by: NateO
" Psst, Suey, have you never been to UA? "

No...I don't belong...

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

quote:
Originally posted by: NateO
"...It doesn't look like a rule violation, can you verify JDK? "

Well I have consulted my extensive rulebook and can confirm that although there is a brief reference to UA in Section 67, paragraph 12 and in section 91, paragraph 3 there is no indication that mentioning UA on the JDBB is forbidden (although in certain circumstances - it may have to be accompanied by either a limerick or a soft fruit depending on the time of year).

I would suggest that everyone familiarises themselves with the full text of the rule book, which, for ease of reference can be found in the drawer next to my bed. Alternatively... er... say what you like. It's not like I'm gonna castigate you for it (unless I think it'd be funny).

Joe · Ah Pity Da Foo!

Hey Chaga, sorry im late with the welcome and all but being the main dudes henchperson means i have to wait and see what he does before making my move

Welcome to the bored board and prepared to be amazed by some seemless cross posting, topics to pickle even the cleverest of the non members and just some good old fashioned fun (like they stopped us from having on UA)

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

He he he - Metal Arm Joe!

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Oooh! I never said hi! How RUDE! I'm sorry, are you enjoying yourself? The Guinness & cider are on the table over there & there were loads of jammie dodgers, but I'm not sure where they've gone, you'd best ask Darren.

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Seamless I tell ya!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

This place is just boundless in its ability to make ya chuckle.

Chaga · Kiwi Wannabe

quote:
Originally posted by: JonnyStead
"But you must like them! Where you from? - dont worry we dont want your life story - well actually we do.... only kidding.... but we do......"

Briefly, (don't wanna extend the boredom )

I am Lebanese (that makes me an arab ), I love low-cost travelling and instability, was very close on getting married a couple of years ago, which made me run away to China.

I worked there for about 4 months as a volunteer teacher in a public school until they kicked me out of China (they would not renew my visa since I was the proud holder of a Lebanese passport, that arab reputation doesn't help much), on my way back to Lebanon, I stopped by Abu-Dhabi in the UAE to visit my brother who insisted on me staying here and look for a job; which I did, and now I am stuck here working as a System Analyst/Application Consultant (Livelink) waiting for an answer from the New-Zealand immigration office.

Good news is that I'll be spending the coming Christmas/New Year in Goa/India partying like a crazy . They are having a Full Moon party on the 26th (anyone interested?). The older I get, the least responsible I behave.

I enjoy music (classic rock, world/fusion/modern jazz, and recently that weird thing techno-trance), reading (french comic books or bandes-dessinées (have around 1000), science-fiction novels, philosophy essays, french literature), movies (all non commercial/experimental/cultural movies).

That somehow sums it up, if you feel curious about anything, don't be shy, I am open to any discussion.

Cheers guys.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Bit of a French theme there, in the comics and the literature (we'll have to start being more carful about how often we ridicule them!)...

It ain't so easy to get french comics over here in the UK. For some reason, French stuff just isn't popular (could be something to do with the 100 years war or garlic or something )

I, too have an extensive selection of books - mostly sci-fi... who's your favourite author?

(P.S. For the record - I didn't eat all the jammie dodgers. I only ate about 247 of them - there were at least 3 left when I finished!)

-- Edited by ddvmor at 18:11, 2004-09-04

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
I, too have an extensive selection of books - mostly soft porn and necrophilia.......who's your favourite author?

Jammie King!!!!! - can you say that?

Wow - Chaga - you'va got a life and everything... your well travelled and have stories to tell - you are superior to us in many ways - well me anyway......

Chaga · Kiwi Wannabe

Lebanon, was under French mandate, and French is an official language there (2nd to Arabic).

We learn it early at school, and lots of families (like mine) speak mainly French at home.

I only recently started reading novels, and really like the Dan Brown series. Just finishing a Dean Koontz to start an Isaac Asimov.

I tried digging up most of the books you and other members recommended at UA, but couldn't find anything. Abu-Dhabi is not the perfect place for that. I will try and order through Amazon next week and see how long it'll take (if it'll make it)

Chaga · Kiwi Wannabe

quote:
Originally posted by: JonnyStead
" Jammie King!!!!! - can you say that? Wow - Chaga - you'va got a life and everything... your well travelled and have stories to tell - you are superior to us in many ways - well me anyway......"

Superior?

Believe me, I would rather have a steady sedentary life, than roaming around in search of the unknown.

Sorry, just feeling a little down tonight

-- Edited by Chaga at 18:40, 2004-09-04

-- Edited by Chaga at 18:52, 2004-09-04

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

quote:

Originally posted by: JonnyStead
" Jammie King!!!!! - can you say that? ..."

I'm the King. I can say what i like, Dude. (You're so rude - i may spank you next time I see you! )

quote:

Originally posted by: JonnyStead
"...you are superior to us in many ways - well me anyway......"

Superior? I'm a King and you appear to be Superman. What can possibly be superior to that?

quote:

Originally posted by: Chaga
"Believe me, I would rather have a steady sedentary life, than roaming around in search of the unknown."

Be careful what you wish for Chaga... you may one day get a sedentary lifestyle... and a great big belly to go with it!

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

quote:
Originally posted by: Chaga
" Superior? Believe me, I would rather have a steady sedentary life, than roaming around in search of the unknown. Sorry, just feeling a little down tonight "

Oh, it ain't always all it's cracked up to be, trust me:

I've worked for the same organisation for the past 15 years (I left school on the Friday and joined the following Monday)

Have a HUGE mortgage; so big it would topple over if you took the stabilisers away

And I have to go food shopping every week

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

quote:
I'm the King. I can say what i like, Dude. (You're so rude - i may spank you next time I see you!

Sorry dude I couldnt resist that!

I'm a King and you appear to be Superman. What can possibly be superior to that?

Um yes I noticed the the change in avatar! -

Sue - its true your life appears to suck and to top it all you have kids! MMMWWWAAAHHHAAARRR!!!!!

Chaga - dont worry if you feel down - no need we are all here to help and bore you sh*tless

Here have a recipe for Cock-A-Leekie soup - JDKings personal favourite!

    2 1/2   lb           Chicken -- fryer, cut up
    1                    Carrot -- sliced
                          c Barley
    2       ts           -Salt
    1                    Bay leaf
    4       c            -Water
    1                    Celery --
    2       ts           Chicken bouillon
      1/4   ts           -Pepper
    1 1/2   c            Leeks -- sliced with tops

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

erm... I think something went horribly wrong there...

...I've never had cockaleekie soup.... are you maliciously cross-posting again?

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Nope just trying to add authenticity to my posts.......

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

JDK likes home made cream of tomato soup.

Oooh - maybe I'll make some. Feel like cooking...........

bonniepirateanne · Date: Sep 7, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Chaga
" Sorry, just feeling a little down tonight "

oh chaga

actually, your life sounds kind of exciting - let me tell you about mine..

i'm still a student. ok that was it - but that description expires in a week and a half - so i'm currently open to offers of what i should say in that aforementioned week and a half - - -

so you have any tattoos?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

quote:
Originally posted by: Chaga
" ...waiting for an answer from the New-Zealand immigration office..."

Why don't you try the UK immigration office instead? They'll let anyone through! And it's the only country on the planet to which Jammie Dodgers are indigenous.

-- Edited by ddvmor at 11:12, 2004-09-07