The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "Argh!! (he he he) Can I have one?"
You will have to ask the king - but be warned, they are deadly attack dogs who dont hesitate to jump on you with muddy paws and then immobilise you with that puppy dog stare (and she has got even bigger - even her feeta have grown which is starting to scare me, that aint supopsed to happen!)
Ellie had absurdly big feet as a kitten, but now he's grown up they're...er...still absrdly big. Nasty claws too! He may not be the usual colour for a bad guy's cat, but I'm training him up!
Go, my pretty. Go scratch out Daly, Damo Daly's eyes! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!