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Batman O'Leary


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After watching Mission Impossible 2 again last night, Ive decided I want to do THAT rather than be a programmer.
Don't think they'll let be become a REAL spy or anything, so Im starting up on my own, anyone want to join me?

(note:it's my idea, so i get to be head spy and get to do all the coolest stuff)

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Susan


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I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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If you can do my ironing for me I'll let you be my spy.  I'll pay!



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Susan


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I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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You could wear shades!  And black leather.  I wouldn't mind. 

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Hmmm, sounds like a Beck song Suey.



-- Edited by NateO at 19:49, 2004-09-01

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Susan


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Really!

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Indeed!

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Susan


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Superb!

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sha76jam


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Sounds good!  As the first girl in do I get the pick of all the traditional girl-spy jobs?  Toy with evil but remarkably handsome men before killing/shopping them, take out a roomful of tough guys & then let you save me from the last one so you can feel all tough & macho, that kind of thing?

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You're hired!


Erm, I guess that wasn't my decision to make!



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ddvmor


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Well I think an important part of any spy organisation is to have an evil arch-nemesis.  I therefore nominate myself as... nay - as I am an evil dude, I shall simply steal the title of... Official Bad Guy and head of my secret evil organisation which shall be known as V.A.D.  (Villains Against Damo), whose ultimate goal is the total domination of the world through the acquisition of Jammie Dodgers (and of course petty revenge on Damo who has foiled our villianous plans far too often).


I'm hiring for henchmen, by the way.



-- Edited by ddvmor at 08:43, 2004-09-02

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Erm, I'm kind of busy beta testing GMail for Google dude.

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VicM


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Can I be the cool bendy karate kicking girl?

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Joe


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Ive got metal in my arm - thats good for a henchman right?

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VicM


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ooooooo sooooooooooooo good.  Where is the metal?

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quote:
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"Can I be the cool bendy karate kicking girl?"
Hai-ya!

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Joe


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Bonded to the radius and ulna in my left arm (by bonded i mean fixed in place with screws, not like the cool wolverine way )

Ive also go a huge scar where one of the bits was put in - i'll try and ge a photo and post it here

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ddvmor


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quote:
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"Ive got metal in my arm - thats good for a henchman right?"

Yeah.  You can be err... Metal Arm Joe - my trusty right hand man.  You get to fight Damo right before the end of the movie, while the nuclear bomb is ticking away.  Obviously that means you get to have a horrible but darkly ironic death, while Damo stands over your body and makes a really bad pun like 'He won't be 'ARMING anyone else today!'.


Course that means he'll be after me next.  ummmm...  any more offers on the Henchmen front?  If not, it's Sharks With 'Frickin Laser Beams' for the lot of you!



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Joe


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Umm... we couldnt get sharks with frickin lazer beams boss. Bloody greepeace kicked up a fuss

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ddvmor


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Well what have you got for me then?

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VicM


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Argh!!


(he he he)


Can I have one?



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sha76jam


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Hey Damo, employ me & you can have Shadow as part of the deal (that'd be my Shadow, obviously!).  Your very slow to let me know if I've got the post or not, I'd be working for Nate right now, only beta testing gmail somehow lacks the glamour!

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Surely you jest Sharon, being a super special secret GMail beta tester is sexy stuff I tell ya!

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quote:
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"Ive got metal in my arm - thats good for a henchman right?"

Sure does. Check it:





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sha76jam


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quote:
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"...being a super special secret GMail beta tester is sexy stuff I tell ya! "

are there bad guys?


(no, I don't mean Microsoft or AOL!)



-- Edited by sha76jam at 22:11, 2004-09-03

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NateO


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Hmm, not so much Spam as of yet, but I'm sure the forces of evil are motivated and willing!

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sha76jam


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Can't beat up spam

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Wanna bet?

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sha76jam


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Err, OK, but I've never seen seen sexy looking spam.

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Oh no? What about the, erm, 'love making by the Mastadon' spam?

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