The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Just looked under 'Seller's other items', specifically your copy Magna Carta and translation in presentation tube JDK; I feel compelled to compliment you on your beautifully manicured nails.
I've just played with my friends' Wii - and its amazing!
Wii sports is just like the real thing! - golf is like golf, tennis is like tennis, bowling is like bowling and I expect baseball andf boxing are just like baseball and boxing! (I've never done either - does rounders count?)
I also think it counts as exercise, as i ache ever so slightly (slightly mind you) in my right shoulder, after about 100 rounds of tennis, 1500 holes of golf and 3 zillion games of bowling!
Hussah for the new revolution - no more accusations of couch potato - you have to stand up now - hussah for the Nintendo king!