The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, telling him (most gently!) that I thought it was best to not bother with the second date seemed to have the desired result anyway, and was probably simpler!
I got the feeling he was trying to be all enlightened-man-who-cooks, rather than a true foody. I mean I like men who enjoy cooking & men who don't, it's the one's who pretend that I can't stand!