The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
As you know, I consider you all to be my children and with this in mind I extend hearty festive cheer to you all. Have a great one and here is to another year of mind numbing boardness (see what I did there?) in 2007
Chip chip all!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
My 'christmas eve' christmas dinner is currently being cooked by the JDK whilst I'm busy playing on the internet. I can currently hear my knives being sharpened downstairs...
I hate to break it to you all, but it's a documented fact thet Stead hates and loathes children and wishes them all dead. So any good wishes that he sends to his 'children' should be regarded with suspicion!
That said, Happy Christmas everyone! The knives are very sharp now!
although mine has been eventful, we have been back and forth to the hospital over the last few weeks as my wife's pregnancy has delivered some interesting side effects in the way of not sleeping for days, panic attacks and increased heart rate.
To cap it off we now both have an extremely nasty dose of the cold that sent my wife to the hospital on xmas eve, currently I'm at work and I've been on-call right through the last week and a half.
At this moment I'm attempting to break up the flem in my chest with benylin and a bombay bad boy pot noodle which I cant even taste.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
although mine has been eventful, we have been back and forth to the hospital over the last few weeks as my wife's pregnancy has delivered some interesting side effects in the way of not sleeping for days, panic attacks and increased heart rate.
To cap it off we now both have an extremely nasty dose of the cold that sent my wife to the hospital on xmas eve, currently I'm at work and I've been on-call right through the last week and a half.
At this moment I'm attempting to break up the flem in my chest with benylin and a bombay bad boy pot noodle which I cant even taste.
Nice...
Hope things have improved mate!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
And there was me thinking that a Bombay Bad Boy was enough to shift any illness! Hope you feel better by now, dude. And I hope all goes well with the pregnantness!
