The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Sadly, my sister's youngest cat, Johnny, passed tonight. He was just a little a guy, 8 months old, or so... Weirdest thing, he just quietly laid down behind a chair, and left us...
I heard my sister, after spotting him, shriek "What's wrong with Johnny?!?!" And saw my brother-in-law holding him, and knew he had moved on...
I know it's a bad time of the year to post this... But I just wanted to pay a little tribute to the little bugger. Johnny, you'll be missed.