The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
With Steph. Am I really immature or is the following humourous?
'Sign me up! Let me know when you want to do it. Thanksgiving per chance? Or not convenient?' - Steph
'Might be. I think we definitely want to make sure Ojus is in town when we do it. I'll ask him. We were talking about doing it earlier, but what's a month eh?' - Nate
